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If we were physicists, we could set our units so that the speed of light is equal to 1, or the mass of an electron is equal to 1, or 2pi*i is equal to 1...
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Noam Elkies, Math 55b
Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
on the pesky 2pi*i in the Fourier transform
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What the heck is that?!
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Scott Roby, Astronomy 100
SUNY Oswego, Oswego, NY
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
He had switched the screen display from computer to video. In doing so, he had the tv on. Said this to Days of Our Lives (which, btw, has the most unrealistic looking dorms I've ever seen.)
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It was a little unnerving having the worst kid in the class with the same name as you.
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Matt Smith (Grad Student), HIST391: The History of Technology
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
A guest lecturer talking about a teaching practicum in a class with an ADHD child with the same name as him.
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This has Scooby Doo on it... it *has* to be good!
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Dr. David Eakin, Honors Science Seminar
Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Kentucky
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
In refrence to an overhead on the projector.
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**whiny 5 yr.old tone**
*I* lead the class! I want to ask the questions!!
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Dr. David Eakin, Honors Science Seminar
Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Kentucky
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
Of *course* you do, Dave!
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Magnetostatics in Magnetizable Media. How's that for alliteration?
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Tony Barker, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
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You'd think "It's energy, not mass, you fool," and you'd be wrong.
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Tony Barker, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
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It's in Latin, so it's more impressive.
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Eddie Miller, The Christian Tradition
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
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Seinfeld, I don't think was reading any ancient comedies. Well, maybe.
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Churchill, Greek and Roman Comedy
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
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Mathematics meant all learning. Don't tell that to the mathematics depertment.
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Churchill, Greek and Roman Comedy
University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
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You know it's night time because the shepards are wearing hats.
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David Wilkins, Renaissance Art
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: April 1, 2003 |
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You have Hippocrates on the Aegean side, and Galen on the Mediteranean side, I've got my medi-man in the house.(said to hip-hop beat)
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Mr. Davis, Global Studies
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
Yes, this is yet another for this man of a thousand quotations, He was telling us about how Hippocrates started modern medicine, and Galen was the Roman who built on his ideas
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"Stop hating trig! Embrace it! Make LOVE to it!"
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Mr. DiCarlucci, Math 4 Adv
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
We still hate it...
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You people are so well behaved. When I was 18 I would have said “What if I DO cross the origin?! What are you going to do about it??
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Prof. Andrew, Calculus III
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
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"Children! Come back to daddy...time for math hugs!"
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Mr. DiCarlucci, Math 4 Adv
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
Trying to get the class' attention.
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"If you got that wrong, go home, find the icepick, and stick it in your ear."
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Mr. DiCarlucci, Math 4 Adv
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
Going over a really easy question on a test.
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"I'm Mathematical Madonna! (holds two cones up to his chest) Okay, so math teachers need therapy too."
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Mr. DiCarlucci, Math 4 Adv
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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Mr. D explaining conic sections
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"DIRECTRIX! NOT dominatrix...I get that on tests occasionally."
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Mr. DiCarlucci, Math 4 Adv
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
Mr. D explaining conic sections again.
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"Who's been to the National Art Gallery? *noone raises their hands* Hah, that's what I thought, you uncouth animals!"
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Mr. DiCarlucci, Math 4 Adv
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
Mr. D explaining the joys of art...ahh the endless plethora of quotes from this man.
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"Just cell me! No no, not sell."
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Prof. Littlefield, History of Eng. Language
Northeastern U, Boston, MA
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
Discussing the transition of a noun to a noun and a verb. The Prof. is female.
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"Stop clicking that pen. That noise is so annoying i just want to snap it in half and throw it in the garbage... and i am not a violent person."
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Ms. Rave, French 2A
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
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Remember that Moses was in the desert for forty years. It's not because he's a guy, he's lost, and he doesn't want to ask for directions.
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Prof. Hiltz, World Hst
Northeastern U, Boston, MA
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
This Prof. tends to speak reallll softly with abrupt outbursts of emotion.
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Let's say I want to go to a movie, a weepy wail-y. That's what I call the kinds of movies that my wife likes to see.
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Dr. Rob Brady, Ethics 350
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
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Infinitely long means "very long."
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Dr. Sharma, Physics
UTA, Arlington, TX
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
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That's where software is good for those of us with big egos. *flexing her arm muscles and in a dramatic voice* All powerful software designer! Make it bend to my will!
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Dr Tiernan, C programming
UTA, Arlington, TX
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submitted: April 2, 2003 |
I love Dr. Tiernan. She's nuts.
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