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"Now, scope defines where it is legal to u- Oh my God. I see a box of Krispy Kreme donuts in front of me... it's going to be hard to concentrate. Are those the glazed kind?"
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Alon Halevy, CSE 142
University of Washington, Seattle, Washington
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
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"You're not allowed to invent new Java terms for the purposes of this exercise."
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Alon Halevy, CSE 142
University of Washington, Seattle, Washington
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
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"The thing about Java is it doesn't care about you like I do."
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Alon Halevy, CSE 142
University of Washington, Seattle, Washington
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
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B: "What's that?"
Taylor: "Lip gloss, you want some?"
B: "No thanks."
Taylor: "I have sparkly chapstick too."
B: "Oh, I have that at home. I use it on weekends."
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Frank Balistreri, AP English
Arrowhead HS, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
B is a strange man.
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It's interesting the different shades of ceiling tiles we have in this room.
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Tony Antony, AP Chemistry
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
Mr. Antony had just made a fireball that covered at least two of these ceiling tiles.
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Urban: "Leah, what is the name of this angle?"
Leah: "Um... "
Urban: "OK, Angle Um it is. Last hour we had an Angle What-Are-You-Talking-About."
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Steve Urban, Pre-Calculus
Arrowhead HS, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
Mr. Urban, asking Leah to name the angle of the triangle he was using to explain an aspect of trigonometry.
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Right now you are seeing on the screen... the North American Stud.
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Mike Hall, Zoology
Arrowhead HS, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
We were in the middle of learning about birds of the midwest on a slide projector, when Mr. Hall stepped in front of the screen, casting his shadow upon it and making this comment.
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I've never seen a literature review in first person... nor do I want to see one!
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Susan Keleher, Technical Writing
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
Re: the way lit reviews are usually in third person, except for the very rare one in second.
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My favorite review that I've ever gotten said something like "looks like a bum. Dresses like a bum."
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Rich Schwartz, Algebraic Field Theory
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
Re: instructor evaluations. Actually, if he cleaned up and combed his hair and shaved more than once a week, he'd be damn cute!
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"I know physics is the study of bodies in motion, but that was just frightening."
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Kieran Mullen, Physics for Engineers
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: May 1, 2003 |
After a guy danced around in his underwear in front of the class and ran out the door.
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" 'Pygmies' is not the politically correct term, it refers to their size. But the Pygmies don't speak English, so it's kinda like making fun of the Amish on TV. How are they gonna know?"
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Randall Zidones, Music of Eastern Cultures
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: May 2, 2003 |
The politically correct term of this culture is 'BaAkaa'.
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"You need to have 'Stars and Stripes' memorized for the parade at Cedar Point"
*Half of the band hisses at this chore*
"Thank you for hissing, and of course now we don't have to do it."
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Mike Stewart, Spring Athletic Band
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: May 2, 2003 |
Because as we all know, hissing solves everything.
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"I don't normally just walk around stabbing people in the hands."
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Russ Dean, Criminal Investigation
Weber State University, Ogden, Utah
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submitted: May 2, 2003 |
Dean was talking about the importance of the location and type of wounds on murder victims in the investigation of homicides.
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I clapped my hands to bloody stumps for you.
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Steve Wright, ...
Beloit College, Beloit, WI
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
He was discussing his pride for the students at Honors Convocation
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charges are like children- they don't dissapear.
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Alex Schwartzman, physics
Rabin, Tel mond, Israel
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
no comment.
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"It's spring, the weather's geting nice,I don't wanna teach, you don't wanna learn...you're not gonna pass my class."
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John Russo, Biology
WPHS, Whte Plains, NY
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
Russo speaking the truth to our class.
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Student: Would you rather be married or have a motorcycle?
Webb: hummm....do i have a time limit to this question? all right...any choice of bike? ok....With a jacket with leather fringe?...ok....And a hot babe on the back?
Student: no, just the motorcycle.
Webb: Well....then it's a toss up. Well, I wouldn't want one in a place like Morgan Hill, people might think i was an accountant.
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Mr. L. Webb, Ap Chemistry
Live Oak High School, Morgan Hill, California
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
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Hermaline, like all of the good stuff, is coming from South America. It`s doing many interesting things, so they say...
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Prof. Yossi Yarom, Neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
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Is something beeping here or is it in my head?
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Prof. Yossi Yarom, Neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
Well, something was beeping, but I have to ask myself - Is he used to hearing noises in his head?...
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Can anyone tell me: What is a computer?
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Prof. Bhatt, Computer Science: C Programming and Overview
Kishinchand Chellaram College, Mumbai, Maharastra - INDIA
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
After finishing the whole semester we were back to square one...
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...there's the eye and here's the brain, if you're a EE, its usually big.
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D.J. Secor, Communication Science
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: May 3, 2003 |
Secor discussing the bandwidth of the human eye.
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"Ok, I'm ready! ... ready, go! Oh, you want me to take the cap off? ... ok, now I'm ready!
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Steve Urban, AP Calculus
Arrowhead High School, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 4, 2003 |
Mr. Urban is up at the board, holding the marker, ready to write our answers.
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"I actually was an art major, but there were no jobs available, and Arrowhead had openings for a calculus teacher, so what the heck, I taught calc."
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Mr. Urban, AP Calc
Arrowhead HS, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 4, 2003 |
Mr. Urban, after drawing a not-so-perfect circle on the board and explaining that it was actually our eyes that were the problem and that his circle was perfect.
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"And is that positive?? ... starts with an 'n'.... hurry!"
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Steve Urban, AP Calc
Arrowhead HS, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 4, 2003 |
no, the deriv was obviously not positive, but we're often a little sleepy at 7:30 am!!
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"So guys, let your girl win at raquetball, cuz then you get more play."
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Mr. Balistreri, AP English Lit
Arrowhead HS, Hartland, WI
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submitted: May 4, 2003 |
his explanation of why his girlfriend (now wife) liked him so much - she won.
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