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It's two thirty and time to talk about free will. Exercise your free will to shush!
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Modern PY
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
Class was being rowdy at starting time.
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...but if you're a kamakazi ninja and you leap across the room and kill Ian- bwa ha ha, you've talked out of turn for the last time!!
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Modern Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
Definately a tangent.
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Give me the words for fast, stupid, bad, small, and easy. ...Sounds like my prom date.
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Dr. Denner, Russian 102
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
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Those bra-burning, man-hating, hairy-legged, baby-eating bitches!
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, Philosophy of Religion
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
Talking about misconceptions about feminism
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I'll let you go early- no I won't.
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Dr. Denner, Russian 102
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
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But compatibilists say "Your freedom is spooky."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Modern Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
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"Oh by the way let's cancel class on thursday, I have a meeting I need to be at. But dont tell the people who arent here."
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Dr. Clyde Fant, REL 109 (Intro to world religions)
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 1, 2004 |
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And if you don't really like swimming, then pretend you're a dog tied to a clothesline. And it's really windy.
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Dr. Archibald, Calculus
Acadia University, Wolfville, Nova Scotia, Canada
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submitted: April 2, 2004 |
Attempting an analogy for line integrals in vector fields, other than swimming in a river with a strong current.
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You look awful...want some codeine?
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Dr. Bud Smith, Poetry Writing
Ohio Northern University, Ada, OH
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submitted: April 2, 2004 |
To a student who had a bad cold.
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Now, as we learned before Spring Break, back when our brain cells were slightly differently arranged...
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Kieran Mullen, Physics 2514- Physics I for Engineers
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
Yes, we had definitely been in need of a break...
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Rotating objects are perverse.
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Kieran Mullen, Physics 2514- Physics I for Engineers
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
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Your friends will be like, "Wow! I knew engineers were kind of nerdy, but that goes above and beyond the call of nerdiness."
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Kieran Mullen, Physics 2514- Physics I for Engineers
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
Demonstrating cool physics tricks to perform at parties.
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Imagine yourself as a parcel of air.
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Michael Richman, Honors Intro to Meteorology (Majors)
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
After hearing this phrase repeated many times, it gets more and more peculiar.
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So, first you find all of the permutations of the 7 women. Then you insert the men into the women.
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Tom Halverson, Discrete Math
Macalester College, St. Paul, MN
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
On finding the number of permutations of 7 women and 4 men, where no two men can be adjacent.
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"If you want to know how many teeth a dog has, you read aristotle"
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Jeff, Philosophy 100
NIC, PA, BC
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
the church..and empiricists..
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"It's the bondage that matters!!"
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J. Brunning, PHL245 - Modern Symbolic Logic
University of Toronto at Mississauga, Mississauga, Ontario
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submitted: April 3, 2004 |
In context, it was a perfectly innocent thing to shout out....
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And is that in the direction of y-naught? Why not? Because I asked you, that's why!
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Kieran Mullen, Phyics 2514 (for Engineers)
University of Oklahom, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 4, 2004 |
[sigh] I'd wish he'd show us how to do problems that will be on the test instead of practicing his stand-up routine.
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"You are Masters of the Integral, now let's make you Masters of Series."
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Dr. Denise Sxecsei, MS 202
Stetson Universit, Deland, Florida
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submitted: April 5, 2004 |
Oh God, I love this professor!
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"Now I will be vary leinant on giving partial credit on your tests. I hated it when my professors failed me for sin errors. 'In the real world, if you make a sin error your bridges will collapse and your transformers will explode.' Well, physicists are always making sin errors and we haven't killed off humans yet."
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Dr. Kevin Riggs, PS 202, University Physics II
Stetson University, Deland, Florida
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submitted: April 5, 2004 |
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"If you divide by zero.......you DIE!
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Dan Flath, Linear Algebra
Macalester College, St. Paul, Minnesota
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submitted: April 5, 2004 |
Explaining why we can't divide by zero
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"Iraq is one of those countries that just deserves to be bombed every now and then"
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Renberg...great prof, Classics H223
The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH
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submitted: April 5, 2004 |
making a modern analogy about relations b/w city states in ancient Greece, and how some of them just had to be attacked every so often
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Sometimes Justice must be tempered with Mercy.
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Dr. Califf, Artifical Intelligence
Illinois State University, Normal, Illinois
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submitted: April 6, 2004 |
This was in refrence to a group of us asking for help on a program, she muttered this to herself while walking away.
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Narking does not build community. Neither does sarcasm or genocide.
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Brother Joe, Latin
Hoban, Akron, OH
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submitted: April 6, 2004 |
Example of narking: Br. Joe, are we supposed to be sumitting your sayings to various websites?
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"At least you don't look like a bezikastanian hurdler over a barb wire fence any more."
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Phil Lundin, track
University of Minnesota, minneapolis, mn
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submitted: April 6, 2004 |
Coach yelling it across the track to a 400 meter hurdler
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"Does it taste like #1?"
"Does size matter?"
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Dr. Vibbert, JR327
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: April 7, 2004 |
Bad focus group questions.
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