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"...the peasants were included by the leaders of the revolution because peasants are good at..well..getting clubbed on the head."
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Seth Armus, European History
, Patchogue, NY
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submitted: July 6, 2004 |
explaining why leaders of the revolution wanted to peasants to "help"
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"The only thing better then sex is math"
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joe dicarlucci, math 4 adv
ossining, ossining, ny
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submitted: July 6, 2004 |
| Rating: 8.28571 |
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"Don't worry about what color the wire is, afterall electrons are color-blind."
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Dr. Kevin Riggs, PS 202, University Physics II
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: July 7, 2004 |
Said during a lab this past spring in which we were dealing with electrical circuts.
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"What on Earth possessed you to do this?!?" then down a little bit "Keep it simple!"
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Dr. Denise Szecsei, MS 202, Calculus II
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: July 7, 2004 |
Comments that written beside a problem on a test when I got it back. Evidently, I tried to integrate a harder way than I had to.
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| Rating: 1.66667 |
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Student: Nelson, you smile a lot more now-a-days.
Nelson: Well, I take a lot more drugs now.
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Nelson Padua-Perez, CMSC 131
University of Maryland, College Park, MD
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submitted: July 7, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Well, I think the safest sex you can have these days is with your pets.
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Eli Hirsch, Biomedical ethics
Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: July 9, 2004 |
During a lecture on the morals of beastiality.
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"Boys and girls,I won't be able to be with you on graduation day next week because...I'll be high...in the sky"
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Mr. Heath, AP World History
Ossining, Ossining, NY
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submitted: July 10, 2004 |
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Let's find out if this is the correct answer. In fact, this is the correct answer. But let's find out if this is the correct answer.
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Vassilios Kovanis, Calculus I
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York
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submitted: July 15, 2004 |
You need to imagine this with Greek accent for the full effect.
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| Rating: 7 |
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You can buy a C for $200.00, Square that for a B, and square that for an A
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Prof. Zarling, Fundamentals of Engineering
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Mi
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submitted: July 16, 2004 |
I was Zarlings TA at the time he made this comment to a student. Anything less tahn a B in the class meant you were slacking off big time.
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I have a list for specific recommendations...(looking through his lecture material)... and it's sitting on my desk, so we're not going to worry about it, so I won't be testing on it now. So....just be aware of it.
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Dr. Edward Allie, Pharmacotherapy II
Albany College of Pharmacy, Albany, New York
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submitted: July 17, 2004 |
The topic was treatment of nausea/vomiting due to chemo therapy. This was specific towards which drugs were safe to combine when considering chemo agents and anti-emetics. sucks (for us students) that he left for a better position in Mass.
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How many millimeters in a thousand?
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Dr. Hays, Math 105
Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: July 22, 2004 |
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"If in leaving reality we can make progress, by all means, let's leave reality!"
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Steven Brooks, Physics 101
Diablo Valley College, Pleasant Hill, CA
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submitted: July 23, 2004 |
I recorded this while asleep, heard it in the library later, and burst out laughing. I thought he was on drugs. Turns out he was discussing the simplification of friction.
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Where's that AV guy we all had in high school? Oh, he was us.
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Sheila Widnall, before a talk on the Columbia disaster
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: July 30, 2004 |
Said to room of MIT students while encountering difficulties with an LCD projector
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| Rating: 10 |
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...And that's what happens when you drink Vodka instead of water, cheers!
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Patrick O'Brian, COMP 125
UCFV, Abbotsford, BC
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submitted: July 31, 2004 |
Right after getting all messed up writing a complex algorithm, he walked away from the board and start drinking from a bottle.
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| Rating: 10 |
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