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"Why is it an S enantiomer? Would anyone else in the class like to take a whack at this?"
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, Chem 266
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: January 3, 2005 |
Prof's comment after someone asked a question...
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"Don't tell them (your employer) you're pregnant. Tell them you want a boob job."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, Feminist Philosophy
Stetson University, ,
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submitted: January 4, 2005 |
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And John here is 18 today...he's now legally out of reach of our sophomore girls. Not that it matters to any of them....
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James Vaughn, Choir
Van Buren HS, Van Buren, OH
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submitted: January 4, 2005 |
John is considered hunky. The soph girls are of, ahem, questionable virtue
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Walt Disney is the Antichrist.
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R. Spahn, World History
Moravian Academy, Bethlehem, PA
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submitted: January 8, 2005 |
A radical but true statement.
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[prof]: To work out the cross-product of two vectors you just use the left-hand rule
[student]: Sir, that's your right hand
[prof]: Sorry, you use the right-hand rule
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Dr Stewart, Classical Physics
University of Reading, , UK
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submitted: January 11, 2005 |
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What you have is a donut with a filling in the middle, and what you want to study is the filling.
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Peter Eng,
University of Chicago, Chicago, IL
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submitted: January 13, 2005 |
Uttered during a 2004 lecture on inelastic x-ray scattering studies of material in a diamond anvil cell. Move over, Homer Simpson!
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There is nothing sexier than a cello. Look at its shape. You hold it in between your legs for gods sakes.
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LR, Music Seminar
Ohio State University, columbus, OH
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submitted: January 13, 2005 |
The graduate student seminar suddenly went into a new but too overtly sexual direction.
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"Why else would 6 come before 7?"
(class kinda chuckles)
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Hari Pulapaka, MS 320 - Number Theory
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida
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submitted: January 14, 2005 |
He meant example 6 come before example 7...since we used info from 6 in 7. Then some other things were said...followed by (jokingly) "And I don't want to see this on that professor quote site either." Hehehe, ooppss...looks like I submitted it. :-P
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"Mathematica is a waste of sapce."
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D. Szecsei, MS 203 - Multivariable Calculus
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida
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submitted: January 14, 2005 |
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"And I don't want to see that up on that professor quote site."
(class chuckles after this is said)
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Dr. Hari Pulapaka, MS320 ~~ Number Theory
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida
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submitted: January 14, 2005 |
Said after saying something that would have been great to add to this site, though I can't remember what it was.
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"Don't be like him, don't take a bet to pee your pants."
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Dr. P. Dalton, CN 205 ~~ Interpersonal Communications
Stetson University, DeLand, Florida
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submitted: January 16, 2005 |
Said in reference to a kid who the prof knew and was talking about who actually took a bet to wet himself.
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I before E, except after H
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Dr. Pastel, Data Structures
Michigan Tech, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: January 17, 2005 |
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Lisa: "I was trying to think!"
Dr. Pastel: "DON'T DO THAT!"
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Dr. Pastel, Data Structures
Michigan Tech, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: January 17, 2005 |
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"The men are hot, the women are cold...eh, maybe that's what brings them together?"
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Dr. Ernest Fontana, Poetry
Xavier University, Cincinnati, Ohio
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submitted: January 19, 2005 |
Dr. Fontana on the temperature in the room.
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"So in essence, he (the sailor) is away from his beloved mistress for climatic reasons...inevitably awaiting their reunion in the spring, hence the light drops of rain, to rekindle their climactic relations. (Long dramatic pause) Oh hell, you all know what he wants. He wants her sex, he wants the exchange of bodily secretions and the like. That's what the light drops of rain really means."
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Dr. Ernest Fontana, Poetry
Xavier University, Cincinnati, Ohio
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submitted: January 19, 2005 |
Dr. Fontana on Climactic Poetry.
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"Just because I read about sex, doesn't mean I've mastered it."
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Dr. Ernest Fontana, History of Literary Criticism
Xavier University, Cincinnati, Ohio
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submitted: January 19, 2005 |
Dr. Fontana referring to Ion's claimed expertise in poetry.
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NTS status? What the hell is NTS status?
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Dr. Denner, Russian 202
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: January 20, 2005 |
Professors just can't seem to get the hang of technology. This was said in the exact same tone as "PC load letter? What the f*** does that mean?" from Office Space.
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"This is where you put the gun in your mouth."
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Dr. Denner, Russian 202
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: January 20, 2005 |
We were discovering yet another bizarre intricasy of the Russian language.
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This is Math 101. Welcome to hell.
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Buck Stephen, Math 101
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 20, 2005 |
Great way of encouraging the students!
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Chemist's like to be stupid so they do it wrong. Besides, physicist's came up with it first. We can define it however we want and that's the right way.
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Dr. Eugene Zaremba, Physics 104
Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
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submitted: January 20, 2005 |
On how chemist's have the dipole moment going from negative to positive instead of the reverse.
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"Oh yeah, I'm really hot for Spongebob!"
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Mr. North, PIG
Ossining High School, Ossining,
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submitted: January 22, 2005 |
| Rating: 5.5 |
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Prof: Does anyone know what the most used phrase in a class room is?
Student, embarrassed and confused: I don't know.
Prof: YOU'RE RIGHT!
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Dr. Lian, Chinese I second semester
Denison University, ,
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submitted: January 22, 2005 |
Professor just had to spit this one out at then of class. Imagine the professor with a very thick Chinese Accent
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"TB does not stand for Tuberculousis!" - Prof
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Dr. Lian, Chinese I second semester
Denison University, ,
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submitted: January 22, 2005 |
Thick Chinese accent and talking about a text book assignment rather than a workbook assignment.
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(two drunk students enter during class)
"Well, I never knew social science students actually read newspapers as you are always told to do..."
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Prof. Dr. Caroline Pauwels, Encyclopedia of Communication Sciences
Free University Brussels (Vrije Universiteit, Brussels, Belgium
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submitted: January 25, 2005 |
This after mentioning in an interview with a newspaper the day before, that she never had drunk students attend her class.
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"It's raining cats and dogs kids. You know why? I just stepped in a POODLE."
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Mr. Battista, Gym
Ossining High School, Ossining, New York
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submitted: January 25, 2005 |
Drying off courts at tennis pracice
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