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It is so geeky, the geeks are afraid of looking at it.
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Mr. Schumacherq, MATH 2880 LaTeX
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: February 1, 2005 |
Talking about the manual for PicTeX
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"I don't have a desk to stand on, I can't teach without a desk to stand on"
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Schumacher, MATH 2880 LaTeX
Cedarville University, Cedarville, Ohio
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submitted: February 1, 2005 |
Do I even want to try and explain this one?
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I teach the Kama Sutra of statistics.
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Dave Pray, MA3710 Engineering Statistics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 2, 2005 |
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Keats - he was kind of small, and a little mopey.
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Fitz Smith, Modern Novel
CSU Chico, Chico, CA
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submitted: February 2, 2005 |
On the importance of sentimentality in elegies
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Rob, if you weren't ADHD, you'd be a genious.
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Mrs. Chavez, Visual Basic .NET
Lake Central, St. John, Indiana
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submitted: February 3, 2005 |
Said to a classmate after he went on for 15 minutes about how to make "Lordie the Game". Don't ask.
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I will be having office hours during lunch. I hope somebody comes to my office hours. Otherwise I will have to eat myself.
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Don't remember, Chemistry
Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: February 3, 2005 |
His English was not very good.
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Prof: "Sometimes this is referred to as being 'dispatched'. I don't like that because it sounds like you are shooting someone."
Student: "Better start Running!"
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Dr. Howard Hamilton, CS 330 - Operating Systems
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan
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submitted: February 4, 2005 |
We were talking about starting a system process. ie. The transition from a process in "ready" state to "running" state is referred to the process being "dispatched".
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After we [humans] die, all of the body's processes, like photosynthesis, stop.
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University of Regina, Regina, Sasktachewan
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submitted: February 8, 2005 |
It's a good thing he's not a biology prof.
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As the course numbers get larger, the books start to be called "Introduction to..." or "Beginning..."
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Dr. Beachy, Math 521
Northern Illinios University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 9, 2005 |
His book is "Introductory Lectures on Rings and Modules" for a second-semester graduate algebra course.
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Prof: [to student] You look skeptical.
Student: I'm ok, keep talking.
Prof: What was I talking about?
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Dr. David Hyeon, Math 550 (Topology)
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 9, 2005 |
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Don't believe everything you read-- especially if I wrote it!
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Dr. Beachy, Math 521
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 9, 2005 |
He's teaching out of a book he wrote.
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[After screwing up a proof completely and having to start over] Bill me for the paper.
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Dr. David Hyeon, Math 550
Nothern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 9, 2005 |
He does this a lot.
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Scissory fear...what's that word? Oh yes, castration anxiety.
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Gary Thomas, Comedy: Text and Theory
University of Minnesota - Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: February 10, 2005 |
Prof's Thomas attempt to explain gender theory.
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Sheets are good, but Russian's better
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Patrick, T.A., Russian Sports Massage
Arizona School of Massage Therapy, Tempe, AZ
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submitted: February 10, 2005 |
Patrick's way of recalling attention to demo. This was said sometime in the spring of 2004.
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Infinity is not a number, [pauses] but sometimes you can pretend it is.
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Mattuck, 18.03 Differential Equations
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: February 10, 2005 |
On the flexibility of mathematical rules to accomplish the result you want.
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...You can't just ship it out, unless of course you're Bill Gates, then you (claps hands) ship it to my beta testers, uh customers I mean... so we cant just ship out hardware to beta testers, that's bad they get to send it back, they can't just download an update...
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M. Morrow, ECE 352 - Logic and Computer Design
UW Madison, Madison, Wisconsin
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submitted: February 10, 2005 |
Talking about hardware testing.
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"What's the title of the movie? ...I can't remember! But you shouldn't miss it!"
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Professor Killen, Psychology 101
Cypress College, Cypress, CA
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submitted: February 11, 2005 |
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Dr. Denner: "When are you going to take your test, Jessie!?"
Jessie: "After class I have to go to the lab and set up the nuclear magnetic resonance imaging experiment, but-"
Dr. Denner: "Now you're just making things up."
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Dr. Denner, Russian 202
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: February 12, 2005 |
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Everyone has a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of TV's....
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Dr. John Hayden, HIST 1033: World History
Southwestern Oklahoma State University, Weatherford, OK
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submitted: February 13, 2005 |
Said while discussing "the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." Everyone knows TV = happiness :)
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"Why do we study these steps? Well, the easy answer is that everything we study is important...except trimolecular reactions"
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Dr. Holles, Fundamentals of Chemical Reaction Engineering
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 14, 2005 |
Said during a lecture of the steps of trimolecular reactions, which ended with "you won't ever see any of this info again, I just thought I'd tell you"
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in reality a plot like this has never been made for a reaction that was important
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Dr. Holles, Fundamentals of Chemical Reaction Engineering
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 14, 2005 |
We were looking at a very complicated plot fot the reaction: H + H2 -> H2 + H
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I'm going to take attendance or call the roll, do you say that?
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Prof. Sandoval, Advanced Spanish for Special Purposes
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 14, 2005 |
english isn't his first language
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it is like a smashed potato, but we are not smashing potatos, we are smashing atoms
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Prof. Sandoval, Advanced Spanish for Special Purposes
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 14, 2005 |
talking about particle accelerators in advanced spanish class....
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I don't know what you were smoking this weekend...
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Dr. James Bjornstad, Contemporary Theology
Cedarville University, Cedarville, Ohio
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submitted: February 15, 2005 |
Answer to "Will you email us the test questions?"
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I know, this is the new millenium, so I can't say things like "Wow, that's wrong, you're stupid," 'cause it hurts the students' self-esteem, so "that was a good answer, but this is a much better one."
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Gilbert Kerr,
New Mexico Tech, Socorro, NM
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submitted: February 15, 2005 |
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