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“If you know any of these people who haven’t shown up today, give them the hex.” 9/2/04
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Dr. Turnbull, Music 436
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: September 2, 2005 |
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“In my next life I want to be a percussionist.” 9/2/04
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Dr. Turnbull, Music 436
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: September 2, 2005 |
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“Don’t drag. Don’t drag. Don’t spit either” 9/2/04
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Dr. Turnbull, Music 436
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: September 2, 2005 |
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“Hell and Brimstone, and all those great things…” 9/2/04
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Aleks, Music 436
Washington State University, Pullman, WA
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submitted: September 2, 2005 |
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First stroke, then go down.
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K Scherer, Japanese II
Arrowhead H.S., Hartland, Wisconsin
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submitted: September 3, 2005 |
My Japanese teacher teacher was explaining to us the stroke order of a kanji character. She's a native Japanese speaker so she didn't see what was so funny.
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There's always the people who say "well, you'll burn to death if you can't get out.", but that (burning to death) just happens sometimes."
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Dr. Crowl, Chemical Process Safety
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 3, 2005 |
Talking about how seatbelts reduce the overall risk when driving
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In 2204 the economy is better, so there's more deaths
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Dr. Crowl, Chemical Process Safety
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 3, 2005 |
he meant, there was more people working, and therefore more deaths - because the % was roughly equal
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No wonder I'm crazy - we never had a chance!
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Dr. Crowl, Chemical Process Safety
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 3, 2005 |
talking about when he was younger how there used to be lead in his food and how they used to play with mercury in chem lab, and no one did anything to stop them
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It's physics and I can't explain it.
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"Q", Chemistry 304L
University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, NM
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submitted: September 4, 2005 |
My organic chem II lab TA's (lack of) explanation of a biophysical process I didn't understand.
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"So I say to my wife...'wife..."
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Dr. James Stewart, Tech 294
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: September 5, 2005 |
Having a conversation with his wife, and instead of calling her by her name, he calls her "wife."
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The Bible is a curious text in that what is the moral of that story?
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Cain, 21L.001
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
I think the story had something to do with daughters raping their father in the City of Sodom.
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Well, they're in an upper level of Hell, which is nicer than where we're going.
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Cain, 21L.001
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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I don't think it should have anyone's name, but I wasn't living 200 years ago and that's my mistake. I feel terrible.
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Hartely Rogers, Jr, 18.022
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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Infinity is not a number, but sometimes you can pretend it is.
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Hartely Rogers, Jr, 18.022
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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God has really blessed us at this point ... God says, "If you want to take the derivative, go ahead!" ... Appreciate how blessed we are. We can just take the integral of it!
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Hartley Rogers, Jr, 18.022
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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Let this marinate for awhile ... dipped into a bath of olive oil.
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Hartley Rogers, Jr, 18.022
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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Prof: If you know this you can do anything. In fact, you can do anything anyway. I believe in you.
Students: (nervous laughter)
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Hartley Rogers, Jr, 18.022
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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And that's why you can't diffract bowling balls.
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TA, 3.091
MIT, Cambridge, Ma
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
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"Welcome to General Physics I. Happy Day was yesterday."
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Dr. Albert Yuen Liang Chen, General Physics I
Oklahoma Baptist University, Shawnee, OK
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
Semesterly greeting to new students taking his class.
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Adding components is just like falling off a rock.
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Hans C. Von Baeyer, Physics 101
William and Mary, Williamsburg, Va
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submitted: September 6, 2005 |
He meant that it was easy, although "painful" works, too.
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Prof: I'm rather partial to 'B' actually.
Student: Because it's the first letter of your last name?
Prof: How did you find me out?
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Dr. Hamid Bellout, 539
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: September 7, 2005 |
after arguing about what to name a new variable
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I've got a thing down here and a hole up here, so all I have to do is put it in the hole.
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Jim Huggins, CS-102
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: September 9, 2005 |
In reference to deleting nodes from heaps.
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Prof: What does CSMA/CD stand for?
Student: Carrier Sense Multiple Access/Collision Detection.
Prof: Who knew that?
Student: (raises hand)
Prof: Do you walk around knowin' crap like that all the time?
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Luther Troell, Principles of Networking (4002-342-01)
RIT, Rochester, NY
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submitted: September 9, 2005 |
I was that student.
And Luther Troell has a Texan accent, which makes it even better.
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"Does that make sense? I see people nodding...I see people nodding asleep..."
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Frank Ducrest, Honors CS Intro
University of Louisiana, Lafayette, Louisiana
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submitted: September 9, 2005 |
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It's gourmet peanut butter, the kind made by people who love to grow peanut butter.
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Harriet Newberger, Principles of Economics
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: September 9, 2005 |
This is refering to price/quantity graph on peanut butter. I guess she decided to be more specific.
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