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I don't know how to spell it.
I do math!
I have an eleven year old who can't spell worth anything. I'm kind of on his side.
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Andrew Barto, CS250 Intro to Computation (discrete math)
UMass Amherst, ,
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submitted: November 1, 2005 |
After writing "consequitive" on the board.
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(While looking through his materials):
"you can make your roof tiles 1 of 2 colors, brown or... umm... any other color"
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Prof. Anderson, Arch. Lab.
Lawrence Tech. University, Southfeild, MI
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submitted: November 1, 2005 |
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Hell hath no fury like a band of angry genealogists.
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Terry Eastwood, Archival Studies 530
University of British Columbia, Vancouver, BC
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submitted: November 2, 2005 |
Talking about how only genealogists have the lobbying power to change access legislation.
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There are some fictions and a few practical impossibilities, but legally it's all sound.
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, Dutch Immigration Law
University, , Netherlands
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submitted: November 2, 2005 |
On Dutch Asylum law
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Fr. Ron: "Did Jesus cry in the Bible?"
Class: "Yes."
(Picks random front row student)
Fr. Ron: "What verse?"
Student: "Uh..."
Fr. Ron (shouting): "I didn't think so!!!!!"
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Fr. Ron McKinney, S.J., Philosophy 120J
University of Scranton, Scranton, PA
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submitted: November 3, 2005 |
Before discussion about laughter.
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"Okay, by this point does anyone want to commit suicide? (several hands go up) ...Oh good, then I'm doing my job."
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Dr. Porter, American Public Opinion
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: November 3, 2005 |
Proving that statistics, not depression, is the number one cause of suicide among the youth population.
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Then we can go get away from the concrete examples, and back to living in our abstract fantasy world.
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Dr. John Beachy, 620 Topics in Algebra: Homological Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: November 3, 2005 |
He asked me as we left if this would end up on ProfQuotes. I said yes.
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If your question is about whether the SLACKER branding machine is real, then I will answer only if
you can correctly tell me where the word "gullible" is engraved on the Dr. Dixon statue
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Tim Hansell, Database Design
Cedarville, Cedarville, Ohio
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submitted: November 3, 2005 |
In an email about an upcoming lab.
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Kolpas(to me): Do you play any sports?
me: No
Kolpas: so you're just a nerd?
me:ummmmm...
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Dr. Kolpas, Clac II
Glendale Community College, Glendale, CA
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submitted: November 4, 2005 |
:( poor me. I don't even do that well in my classes.
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"See? You've been missing this. This is a sexy book."
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Dr. Paul Sracic, Political Thought 1
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: November 4, 2005 |
Talking about "The Republic" by Plato...
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You know, if you want something [you discover] to be named after you, all you really have to do is give it a really inconvenient name.
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Michael Hutchings, Algebraic Topology
UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
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submitted: November 5, 2005 |
While talking about Lefschetz numbers.
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I go to my doctor because she's fat. Why? Because she won't get on you about your weight.
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Dr. Sharon Johnson, MGT 510
Taylor University MBA, Ft. Wayne, IN
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
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Life is a Sexually transmitted Terminal Disease
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Dr. Huckabay, Geography 107
Central Washington University, Ellensburg, Washington
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
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We will draw the electron in green. Why? Because electrons are green. You can tell this by looking at an oscilloscope.
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Helmut Vogel, Physics III: Modern Essentials
Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
approximate, it's been six years
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We don't speak English as good as we should.
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Kate Goelz, Intro. to Computer Applications
Rutgers University, New Brunswick, NJ
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submitted: November 6, 2005 |
No, we doesn't.
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Behold the female anatomy. Looks a little like a spaceship, doesn't it?
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Mr. Moskalok,
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submitted: November 7, 2005 |
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1 x 6 = 10... is that right? yah that looks about right.
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P. Wisner, Honors Chemestry
XRDS, Los Angeles, CA
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submitted: November 7, 2005 |
Trying to explain significant figures
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A bottle of gin is a time machine.
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Amy Kind, Metaphysics
Claremont McKenna College, Claremont, California
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submitted: November 7, 2005 |
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Stressed Male Teacher on school's PA System: "The girls who were spoken to about the inappropriate length of their skirts are to come and stand on my desk after school. I will not tolerate lateness. Standing on my desk, immediately after school."
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Mr. Hashimoto,
Sorachigun High School, Hokkaido, Japan
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
...interesting slip of the tongue...he intended to say "in front of my desk"...
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"they were created by industrial chemists, like me , but not me, ones not as smart as me"
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Dr fawaz Aldabbagh, ch101
National Universtity of Ireland Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
Fawaz explains CFCs to us.
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"hands up for 3! good!
hands up for 2! *silence* go on, be brave! you're wrong"
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Dr Fawaz aldabbagh, ch101
National University of Ireland Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
"fawaz asks for people to put up their hands when loads of people shouted different answers"
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Is the chair okay?!?
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Arf Feuer, Systems & Networks
Northeastern University, Boston, MA
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submitted: November 8, 2005 |
He asked this after a girl in our class managed to overpower the chair with her weight snapping one of the legs off falling onto the floor in the process... notice he didn't ask how she was.
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When I was a child, I fought a dragon...
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Damien Walls,
St Columbs College, Derry, Ireland
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submitted: November 9, 2005 |
We were reading The Hobbit
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"I'm handing out the plants, all you need to do is supply the pot"
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Prof. Mericack, Vis. Com.
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submitted: November 10, 2005 |
she was handing out plant templates while we were drawing potted plants
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Its like a highland cow: It's got a big head, and a long beautiful tail, but the middle is full of bull.
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Neville Cramer, Business org. and practice
Kingston University, Kingston, London
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submitted: November 10, 2005 |
When talking about writing a report
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