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"There is no hope. Everybody go home and kill yourselves."
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Dr. Bobby Adams, Symphonic Band
Stetson University, Deland, FL
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submitted: February 1, 2006 |
Sure, we sounded bad, but still...
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Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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Dr. Hanoch McCarty, Emerging Adolescent Psychology
Cleveland State University, Cleveland, OH
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submitted: February 2, 2006 |
What an attractive idea!
From a prof with a magnetic personality!
Best professor I ever had at CSU! The others were soooooo boring. But McCarty seemed to have it all: interesting ideas, engaging personality and lots of energy. He also cared about his students. Our class simply loved him.
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Do you think i was going to tell him my grandmother was Jewish?!
HELL NO!!!!!!
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Mr. Paul White, US to 1877
University of Memphis, Memphis, TN
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submitted: February 2, 2006 |
What a random. It was SOOO funny! The guy is halarious and this just tops it off! (he was talking about living next to his really friendly guy while he was stationed over in Germany. Turns out the guy was convicted of a bunch of war crimes. He was a Nazi.
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"And that's why you should always turn your papers in even if they're late. Some points are better than zero, because after a long time, zero adds up to a lot."
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Mrs. Kessinger, Honors English 9
YHS 9, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 2, 2006 |
I'm sure glad this was English and not Math...
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"Now, clarinets, since I can't be bipolar and schizophrenic at the same time...you've just got to stay loud."
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Mr. Nelson, Beginning/Intermediate Band
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 2, 2006 |
He was the rest of the band needed to quiet down, but he just had too many sections to direct at once!
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Don't try to do algebra in your head in an exam. That's why we give you pen and paper...well, we give you paper, if you run out of pens its your own problem!
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Tony Arber, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Warwick, Coventry,
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submitted: February 2, 2006 |
Last Lecture from Tony this year :(
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| Rating: 7 |
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"You have to listen to Uncle Joe!"
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Joe Banks, Journalism II
Algonquin College, Ottawa, Ontario
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submitted: February 3, 2006 |
Joe Banks said this to one of the students, Remi, on production day of the paper because he wasn't following instructions.
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"And I use the "A, B, C, D, F" grading method because I just can't understand the one with the checks and pluses and minuses and things like that. I mean, if I were a student, I'd get my paper back and be like, 'Check plus? What the h*** is that?'
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Mrs. Robertson, Honors Geometry
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 3, 2006 |
We laughed so hard...and this was the second day of school!
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| Rating: 10 |
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I don't make your life miserable, I just give you the opportunity to make it miserable yourself. I'm a facillitator.
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Dr Bill Blair, 620 Topics in Algebra: Commutative Algebra
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 3, 2006 |
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"Did anyone get VD last night?"
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, ECE110 - Electrical Fundamentals
University of Toronto, Toronto,
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submitted: February 3, 2006 |
We were supposed to solve for a series of voltages, A, B, C, D, etc., denoted by Va, Vb, Vc and Vd...
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"The last thing u want to have to do in an exam is think"
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Dr Tony Arbor, Physics
University of Warwick, ,
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submitted: February 3, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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So I found a proof that turned my crank!
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Dr. J Thunder, 581 Algebraic Number Theory
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
After saying how he didn't like the proof of something in the book.
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"Break my stapler, and you'll be sorry you ever lived!"
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Mrs. Powell, History
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
It was a spur of the moment threat. First thing on her mind.
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"Do that and you'll get a quadruple, duple, duple, duple, duple detention!"
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Mrs. Powell, History
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
Another one of Mrs. Powell's spur of the moment threats. She wasn't kidding, either.
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"All right, everybody, Nathan gets a gold star."
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Mr. Nelson, Beginning/Intermediate Band
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
This was after Nathan screamed, "Oooh! I got it! I knew!"
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*during a skipped movie sex scene* "Umm...don't worry kids...they're just having milk and cookies."
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Mr. Stewart, English
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
And I haven't eaten milk and cookies since...
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"My last name is Nelson. I do not have a first name. My first name is Mr. When my parents named me, they knew I'd be a teacher, so they named me Mr."
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Mr. Nelson, Beginning/Intermediate Band
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
And to this day...we don't know his first name.
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Destiny: "Dylan, why are your hands blue?"
Dylan: "I killed a smurf."
Mrs. Robertson: *holding up a blue finger from the overhead* "I was an accomplice!"
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Mrs. Robertson, Honors Geometry
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
This was right off the top of her head, too!
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"You two have so much energy, that if you were combined into one person, you'd just explode."
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Mrs. Kessinger, Drama
Yucaipa High School, Yucaipa, California
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submitted: February 4, 2006 |
Ha, we're hyper in Drama...
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My son asked me the other day, he said 'Dad, is five a lot?' and I said to him, 'Well it depends on the units'. You should be thankful you don't have two physicists for parents
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Baumgarte, Physics 104
Bowdoin, Brunswick, ME
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submitted: February 5, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"Depends on how big of a nerd you are!"
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Dr. Doug Swenson, Design of Microstructure
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 5, 2006 |
Response when asked whether you should email your lover or see them in person on Valentine's Day.
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Mr. Nelson: "Okay, what was wrong with that piece?"
Kid behind the tuba: "The trumpets were off half a beat."
Mr. Nelson, not knowing where the voice came from: "God?!??"
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Mr. Nelson, Beginning/Intermediate Band
Yucaipa High School, ,
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submitted: February 5, 2006 |
Gosh I love Mr. Nelson. Thinks quickly on his feet.
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Don't crap yourself when you see this equation.
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Josh Loukus, Heat Transfer
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: February 7, 2006 |
When talking about the corrected length equation for fins
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"I'm an asshole, but I'm a difficult asshole to contend with, because I am an asshole who gives you a grade."
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J.P. Gorin, Hard Look at the Movies
UCSD, San Diego, CA
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submitted: February 7, 2006 |
The most arrogant, cocky, french professors are always the most entertaining. If of course they have the intelligence to back it up.
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"There are no actual pictures of a cat pooping in a litter box on the internet, so you will have to settle for this cartoon. Maybe I'll take some pictures of my cat pooping so other people can access them."
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Dr. Charles Jones, Geo 0800
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: February 7, 2006 |
Explaining that cat little is made up of some type of rock...
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