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It doesnt matter if you know how to get to the end result, because in the end you die.
Dr. Ilya Kudish, Num methods
Kettering university, flint, mi

Comments? Add or View (2) submitted: June 6, 2006

After being asked by a student if the process in with an equation was found should be memorized
Rating: unrated

See everyone used to pick on me, cause i was the little wog, yeah well one day we were playing hockey and this kid said something to me, well do you know what i did i turned around and smacked him with my hockey stick.. yeah thats right. noone ever picked on me since. and then i was crazy hockey stick guy
Mr. Bellini, Religous Education
Kolbe Catholic College, ,

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 7, 2006

lovely.....and lets just say we were a bit reluctant to piss him off after that
Rating: 10

"Philosophy is a Mental Masturbation"
Ashfalk, Global History
White Plains High School, White plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 9, 2006
Rating: 10

"oh great, now you're making me waste my time explaining to you how wasting my time is bad!"
Doc Passow, Earth Science
White Plains Middle School: Highlands, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 11, 2006
Rating: 8

I'll send away you all and i will continue with the rest ...
Zlatina Valeva, Literature
"Romain Rolland", Stara Zagora, Bulgaria

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 14, 2006
Rating: unrated

"The OPEC crisis was the first time that the least developed countries gave it to the man...no sorry...gave it to the 'mon. The hegemon."
Dr. Tom Butko, International Political Economy
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 15, 2006

In reference to oil embargoes put on the U.S. by the OPEC members
Rating: unrated

Today we have a defective attendance. How many are schottky defects and how many are frenkel defects
Dr. Asadullah, Engineering Physics
Muffakaham Jah College of Engg. & Tech., Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 15, 2006

In response to a less attendance in the calss that day he told the above quote. That day he taught us schottky and frenkel defects schottky defects occur in pairs, whereas frenckel defects occur singularly in crystalline structures. It was back in 2001 and I still remember it exactly becos of this example. I studied in a conserative school in India. He was hinting about as to how many of the students who skipped that class in male-female pairs and how many did it alone.
Rating: 10

"You know, if Asia was a cow, you'd be milking India."
Mr. Davis, Global History
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (2) submitted: June 19, 2006
Rating: 9.5

We don't all have to be ready before some of us start
Dr. James Yount, Environmental Science
Brevard Community College, Titusville, Florida

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 20, 2006

Explaining the sometimes frustrating machinations of Community College Administration
Rating: unrated

"It's not when I'm screaming that i am angry, it is when i am quiet that you should be afraid"
Doc Passow, Earth Science
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 20, 2006
Rating: 8

"Rubbers go on your feet, NOT your penis!"
Mrs. Eileen O'Leary, English
White Plains Middle School, White Plains, NY

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 20, 2006

Said by our 7th grade English teacher after a few kids in our class were giggling after she read a passage in a short story about a man putting on rubber rain boots.
Rating: unrated

"Let's drop this rock on your head and see what happens."
Doc Passow, Earth Science
Highlands Middle School, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 20, 2006

Said by our Earth Science teacher when he was about to drop a realistic looking foam rock on another student's head.
Rating: unrated

"Imagine what you guys would be like if you were actually on drugs"
Mr. Davis, Global History
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 20, 2006
Rating: unrated

"whoops, I'm becoming Lenny"
Mrs. Reis, English
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 20, 2006

said by my english teacher after flubbing up a few of her sentences. she is referring to the mentally challenged character "Lenny" in the book Of Mice and Men.
Rating: 4

student: what does this mean?
german teacher: oh, that means he pleases me
Frau Bastuck, German
White Plains High School, White Plains, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 20, 2006

said after a kid in my class asked what a particular sentence in german meant. it means "i like him" but the above is what it literally translates into.
Rating: unrated

In this example, we'll call these two people Chris and Steve....since these were their names.
Dr. Larry Rottmeyer, 520 MKT
Taylor University MBA Program, Fort Wayne, IN

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 24, 2006

Hmmm...sure beats having to try and guess who were talking about.
Rating: 9

"I really think Bush needs Dick."
Mrs.Dowdy, American Government
Dexter High School, Dexter, Missouri

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 26, 2006

Said by my government teacher referring to President George W. Bush and Vice President Cheney.
Rating: unrated

And then I told him that if he wants to commit suicide by cutting his wrists to go ahead because I will clean up after him.
Dr David Buck, CL 101
University of Prince Edward Island, Charlottetown, PEI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 27, 2006
Rating: unrated

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