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Talking about preventative maintainance) Prof: "You have a lawn-mower at home, right?" Student: "Yeah, my wife, I service her every night!"
John Schneeg, Intro to Robotics Monroe County Community College, Monroe, Michigan
Comments? Add or View (1)	submitted: July 10, 2006
Rating: 10

I don't believe in dinosaurs or evolution.
Williams, US History Ryle High School, Union, KY
Comments? Add or View (8)	submitted: July 15, 2006
This teacher is so god-oriented it's sikening.
Rating: 1

When respoding to the question "What does Moby Dick mean?" Teacher: "Well... I looked t up and I couldn't really find anything other than that Moby usually tends to refer to something really big... Uh oh..." She then turned very red as we all laughed. "I won't be repeating that one to my other classes"
Mrs Fazzalaro, English III Ryle High School, Union, KY
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: July 15, 2006
I love Mrs. Fazz
Rating: 9.5

Let's try to end this week on a high
Barbara Butler, Camden School For Girls, ,
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: July 24, 2006
Said after 3 students were sent home for smoking canabis on a school trip. She didn't realise what she'd said till after the entire year cracked up laughing.
Rating: unrated

I was told when I got here that I wasn't supposed to do that. Not until after tenure.
Dr. Aaron Lanterman, ECE 2025 Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, GA
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: July 26, 2006
We were discussing this site, and his wife had posted a comment saying "I married Dr. Lanterman". He didn't want us thinking he'd married a student
Rating: unrated

You have to blow really hard on a spiral galaxy...
Dr. David DeGraff, Cosmology Alfred University, Alfred, NY
Comments? Add or View (0)	submitted: July 27, 2006
He said this in Cosmology class at 8am on Friday...so you get my drift
Rating: unrated

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