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Dr. : Are you not married?
Me: Nope.
Dr. : You SURE!? I always thought you were married.
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Dr. Barry Gleeson, CS102
NUI Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: September 2, 2006 |
Said to me after I met him by accident in the city. Weird thing is, I'm only 20!
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Sorry, I just had a brain fart.
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Dr. Kathryn Matera, Chem 111
Baldwin Wallace College, Berea, OH
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submitted: September 6, 2006 |
Said when she suddenly lost her train of thought while writing on the blackboard.
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"The only one to blame is the person you slept with last night."
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Mr. Young, geometry
cv, pittsbugh, pa
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submitted: September 10, 2006 |
and what he doesn't know....
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"This is stuff you learned in preschool... i mean middle school."
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Mr. Young, geometry
cv, pittsburgh, pa
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submitted: September 10, 2006 |
still haven't figured out if this was deliberate.
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Quote 1: being goofy means you're a dumb dog
Quote 2: Don't play the yoker with me, if you want to be a yoker, go upstairs
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Mr Mauricio, Physics
The International Preparatory School, Santiago, Don't know
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submitted: September 11, 2006 |
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So, we have four windows users, and the linux freak in the corner.
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Dr.Roever, CS208
NUI, Galway, Galway, Ireland
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submitted: September 11, 2006 |
I'm that linux freak :(
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Kaufman: Ooh is that a spaceship?
Student: Yeah
K: *totally serious* Oh boy, I've seen those! Really!
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Mr. Kaufman, Drawing
Pennsylvania College of Technology, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: September 13, 2006 |
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Student: Whould I be allowed to, say, draw it in outer space instead of a normal nature setting?
Kaufman: Well, I'll answer you this way. Let's say you're going to the Jeep dealership and you want a yellow Jeep. You're not just going to buy the FIRST yellow jeep you see, right? You're going to buy the brightest yellow you can possibly find. *continues on this trail for about 5 minutes* Does that answer your question?
*everyone exchanges extremely confused looks*
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Mr. Kaufman, Drawing
Pennsylvania College of Technology, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: September 13, 2006 |
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Most people don’t know where that monthly payment (for a car loan) comes from. They think it comes from God. It is kinda nice to have a financial calculator to intimidate a car salesman.
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Adjunct Professor Mick Beideck, Finance 361
University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska
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submitted: September 14, 2006 |
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"Love is a function of the hydrostatic pressure on your testicles."
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Prof. Jon Johnston, Ancient Philosophy
Ga Tech, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: September 15, 2006 |
| Rating: 10 |
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acceleration is dv/dt. It always has been and always will be!
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Nels Christopherson, Dynamics
MTU, Hougton, MI
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submitted: September 16, 2006 |
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It's like a long run for a short slide
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Professor Braddock, Tudor- Stuart England
Saginaw Valley State University, Saginaw, MI
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submitted: September 18, 2006 |
Referring to the time we have left in class to how much material we have yet to cover.
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"Young White King, adult children, looking for Queen. Likes long walks on the beach. Must like executions."
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Professor Braddock, Tudor- Stuart England
Saginaw Valley State University, Saginaw, MI
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submitted: September 18, 2006 |
Discussing Henry VI, when his wife died what his personal aid would have looked like
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"There's more than one way to get down off a duck."
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Mr. Buck,
The Humberview School, Bolton, Ontario
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submitted: September 19, 2006 |
(essential Buckian wisdom)
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So if in job interview, they ask you, what does it mean when shear stress on fluid is zero... if you don't know the answer they will know you are from University of Wisconsin.
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Dr. Gopal Jayaraman, Fluid Mechanics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: September 20, 2006 |
Dr. Jay's way of emphasizing how we should know that fluid velocity is zero when shear stress is zero, while making fun of Wisconsin... in a raspy indian accent too.
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This is the beauty of Economics. When you have a problem, just assume there's no problem.
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Dr. Akbar, Macroeconomics
Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC
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submitted: September 25, 2006 |
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*Looks at what he just wrote* "I made a booboo." *Erases everything*
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Mr. Battaglino, IB Chemistry
AIS, Vienna,
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submitted: September 26, 2006 |
Funny in a sad sort of way because it happens so often. The worst part is he teaches right from the book.
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"This class is all about expressing yourself."
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John Seiffertt, Computer Engineering 111
University of Missouri - Rolla, Rolla, MO
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submitted: September 27, 2006 |
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Yes, I would skip that step if I was doing this alone in my office.
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Dr. H. Bellout, Business Calculus
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: September 28, 2006 |
When asked if a certain step was necessary
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