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It's hard to eat 20 foot long spaghetti if you have no teeth.
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John G. Williams, Intro to Polymer Science
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 1, 2006 |
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Now let's talk about the penis
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Dr. Douglas Gould, Gross Anatomy
University of Kentucky College of Medicine, Lexington, Kentucky
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submitted: October 2, 2006 |
During a Pelvis & Perineum lecture to a class of first year medical students
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This class isn't about homework. It's about donuts.
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Michael Moore, HU2640 STC Professional Development
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 3, 2006 |
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Dolphins may know the secret to life. They swim through the sea at high speeds.
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Dr. Kurt Pregitzer, Forest and Landscape Ecology
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 3, 2006 |
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Bio-Chemistry is the best branch of Chemistry because it allows lazy people to have molecules
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Arthur Glasfeld, Structural Bio-Chemistry
Reed College, Portland, OR
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submitted: October 4, 2006 |
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A Lipid is everything you get when you take a big pile of humanity, put it through a blender, and extract with hexane
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Arthur Glasfeld, Structural Bio-Chemistry
Reed College, Portland, OR
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submitted: October 4, 2006 |
| Rating: 9 |
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"Now, in T'ai Chi, you can pimp-strut."
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Carlos, Beginning T'ai Chi
University of Redlands, , California
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submitted: October 4, 2006 |
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Frickin Sinead O'Conner, now she's cool.
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Carlos, Beginning T'ai Chi
University of Redlands, , California
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submitted: October 4, 2006 |
Sidetrack. There's a lot of those.
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Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I'm just not obligated to respect that opinion. Some opinions are better than others. Those opinions are based in reality, in facts.
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Sheldon Helms, Psychology 101
Ohlone College, Fremont, CA
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submitted: October 5, 2006 |
Haha, this guy's a smug, arrogant asshole. I love him!
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| Rating: 7.4 |
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So the equation does not touch the x-axis. Do you see the imaginary roots...? Maybe they are behind the board... i don't know.
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Math 251 (Calculus 1)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 5, 2006 |
Explaining a polynomial with imaginary roots.
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I'm a miserable little fly speck on the butt of a diseased yak.
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Dr. Klonoski, Ethics
University of Scranton, Scranton, Pennsylvania
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submitted: October 7, 2006 |
This was during an Ethics class.
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Student: But Dr., you have tenure.
Dr. Parente: That won't work in a felony case.
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Dr. Parente, PS 217- Comparative Government
University of Scranton, Scranton, PA
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submitted: October 7, 2006 |
On why he shouldn't take the class to a bar
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"Come on and show us and if you are wrong we will kill you... I'll get my uzi out"
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Muhammed Tajdari, Math 171 Integral Calculus
Bowdoin College, Brunswick, ME
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submitted: October 8, 2006 |
said to a reticent student about to solve an integral on the board
completely joking if the tone doens't come through correctly.
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"This is parent's weekend, so I'm sorry you might not get to see them"
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Mohammad Tajdari, Math 171 Integral Calculus
Bowdoin College, Brunswick, ME
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submitted: October 8, 2006 |
-on giving an enormous list of review problems to solve before the test
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"Immigrants are very important in America? Who's gonna mow the lawn? Who's gonna clean my pool?"
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Mr. Heath, SUNY US History/Government
Ossining High School, Ossining, NY
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submitted: October 8, 2006 |
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Student: "You're a bit of a pyromaniac aren't you?"
Dr. Charlesworth: "If I don't burn it, I have to dispose of it."
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Dr. Paul Charlesworth, University Chemistry
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: October 10, 2006 |
After a demonstration burning cotton balls in class
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I couldn't over emphasise how important diagrams are to a physics problem. Well, I could say "Diagrams won World War II," but...
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Prof. Mullen, Physics I for majors
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: October 12, 2006 |
while talking about how to work a physics problem
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A continous function of continous functions is continous.
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John "Excitron D" Dixon, Maths for Physicists II
University of Warwick, Coventry,
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submitted: October 12, 2006 |
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Hey, theres nothing wrong with saying 'what you wrote on the board is pure crap'.
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus 1 (Math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
After a student pointed out his mistake
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Wow... is it that time? You guys took way too long on that quiz
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus 1 (Math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
Looking at the clock after he came in 20 minutes late for class
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I would like you to... well I'd love to force you to, but I can't
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus 1 (Math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
Trying to get us to solve a problem
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Teacher: There's an exam soon, isn't there?
Student: Thursday
Teacher: Is it?
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus 1 (math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
He always forgets
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Are you in awe? I would be in awe too... I am actually
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus (math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
After solving a problem and turing around to a silent class
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There is nothing wrong with the math here, it's just the english, never the math...
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus (math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
When explaining why steepness is not the same as slope
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I give the them to my cat at home and then I double the time
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Mr. Kovcholovsky, Calculus 1 (math 251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: October 15, 2006 |
Explaining how he comes up with our incredibly short tests
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| Rating: 9 |
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