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"And in this passage, Jesus shoots his parable wad."
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Dixon Slingerland, Seminar in Religious Studies: Historical Jesus
Hiram College, Hiram, OH
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submitted: December 1, 2006 |
Describing a passage in the Gospel of Matthew in which a number of parables were grouped together
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"See, you're already on your knees."
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Joe Bittorf, Tech 391 - Quality Control
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: December 1, 2006 |
said while a student kneels to do a problem on the bottom of the whiteboard.
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| Rating: 10 |
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[in an email with the subject "Prof Quotes"]
One of you with my quote about "making life easier" have misquoted me woefully on the above-mentioned site.
The shadow knows.
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Louise Velletri, AP US History
St. Margaret's School, Tappahannock, VA
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submitted: December 7, 2006 |
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"Maybe in your life there's a dominatrix standing over you with a whip saying, "Eat, eat!"
--Dr. Sperry
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry, History of Philosophy
William Jewell College, ,
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submitted: December 9, 2006 |
Discussing Hume's relation of cause/effect.
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Student: So, wait: If EVERYTHING is a part of "God" then what about things like rape?
Sperry: Yep. Rape is just another part of God; just lie back and enjoy it.
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Dr. Elizabeth Sperry, History of Philosophy
William Jewell College, ,
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submitted: December 9, 2006 |
Spinoza's concept of natura naturata; God being non-personal causal process inseparable from the universe.
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Toth: "ok I need another volunteer to give up their test, who almost has an A?"
Girl next to me: "I do, but I already circled some of the answers..."
Toth: "I don't give a shit! He's not gonna know whether those are the right answers or not."
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Dr. Ronald Toth, BIOS 101 - Economic Botany
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: December 12, 2006 |
We ran out of tests during the optional final, and a few people who could be bumped up to A's had to give up their tests so the idiots comming in late could take them.
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| Rating: 9 |
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Anyone driving an SUV should be pulled out of it at a stoplight and shot right there.
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Carl Dassbach, World Cultures
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: December 12, 2006 |
On how people who drive SUVs waste gas and are ruining the world because they don't care about their children and grand children's futures.
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| Rating: 5.5 |
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...My mother always used to say "John, don't get your dingus caught in the zipper" whenever I went to the bathroom, so boys now I am passing that advice along to you....
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Mr. Burch,
Highlans Middle School, White Plains, New York
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submitted: December 15, 2006 |
random comment while discussing chemical equations
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| Rating: 5 |
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"I've been to as many ballets as I've been nude dance clubs [awkward looks from class]...zero equals zero."
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Dr. Erwin Chemerinsky, American Constitutional Development
Duke University, Durham, NC
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submitted: December 24, 2006 |
Not what you expect from a renowned Constitutional law scholar in a class about First Amendment rights.
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They're cute, but they have to die."
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Matt Seigel, UN 1002 - World Cultures
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: December 26, 2006 |
Referring to the rabbit population in New Zealand after listening to an episode of NPR's This American Life.
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