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The main difference between her and is that I have a penis and she has a vagina
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Mr. Davis,
White Plains High School, White Plains, NY
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submitted: January 7, 2007 |
World History AP teacher... i swear he is on drugs
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"The depths of ignorance are much deeper than I realized."
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Dr. Yngve Ohrne, Quantum Chemistry
University of Florida, Gainesville, FL
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submitted: January 8, 2007 |
said after falling back onto the blackboard during a problem working session, it was the retort to a student asking a question demonstrating complete lack of grasp of the subject matter
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The third of a chord is how you tell the gender of the chord...like a kitten. The first thing you do is examine it to figure out what it is.
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Dr. Croson, Theory 2
Stetson, DeLand, FL
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submitted: January 20, 2007 |
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"There may be some of you more in touch with your feminine side who want to look at the manual."
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Schumacher, Robert M, Discrete Math-Computer Science
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: January 20, 2007 |
Said to a class of all males when telling us how to install a basic program.
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...so you divide both sides by "P" not...
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Michel Kovcholovsky, Calculus 1(251)
Lane Community College, Eugene, Oregon
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submitted: January 21, 2007 |
*in a slightly americanized french accent*
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Cleopatra made an asp of herself.
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Dr. James Smith, Ancient Greece
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
We were discussing Cleopatra's suicide in Ancient Greece Class.
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The hallmark of Egyptian beauty was Nefertiti... Cleopatra wasn't even close.
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Dr. James Smith, Ancient Greece
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Dr. Smith should know, he personally met both of them.
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Wow, what is that? Can I show it to the class? *holds up drawing*It's a roar shark, everyone take it in.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Dr. K seeing the ink drawing of my friend Crystal in State and Local and disappearing down the rabbit hole for a minute.
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You take the beginning of Claustrophobia and the end of Oscar-Meyer and you get my name... Klostermeyer.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
He uses this in every class... I'm sure of it.
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The syllabus, you could be reading the syllabus.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Doc never gives out the syllabus at the beginning on the first day... his ego is just too big.
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Most of you did not take this class by choice, and I understand that. I'm sorry that you got stuck with me.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Dr. K reflecting on the fact that State and Local is a requirement for a bunch of different majors.
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K: You notice that the baseball players sit up front, what does that mean?
BP: We have to.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Dr. K reflecting that the baseball players sit at the front of every class and wondering why they do it.
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Hey, you know what I had for breakfast in Russia one morning? You ready for this? Fried beets. They can make soem good greasy potatoes in Russia, I'm telling you.
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Dr. Bob Klostermeyer, State and Local Government
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Dr. K telling us about his mission trip to Russia some.
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Student: When will the papers be presented?
Dr. Martin: The end of November, just after Thanksgiving... no, wait a minute, we're in Spring now.
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Dr. Kelly Martin, Serial Killers
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Dr. Martin telling us initially that the papers would be due next semester.
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Dr. Smith: "So I guess you could say Nero made the first Roman Candles"
Shawn: "That's horrible Dr. Smith"
DS: "God said be the light of the world, he didn't say how"
S: "Ok now you're going to hell for that"
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Dr. James Smith, World Civ. I
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
I only heard about this one.
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"Anyone who doesn't have a pair, follow Kenny."
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Nick Enz, Huskies Pep Band
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: January 24, 2007 |
Referring to new Pep Band members for the semester obtaining their uniforms, which are a pair of suspenders, from Kenny. However, sometimes he doesn't think over what he's about to say, and we call him on it...just like we're doing right now.
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I like maps. I guess you could sat maps are my porn...
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Mr. Davis, World History AP
White Plains High School, ,
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submitted: January 26, 2007 |
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"There's another important property of the exponential random variable ... hmm, what is it ... Hmm, i can't remember it .... (long pause) ..... "
Student: "The memoryless property!"
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Joe Blitzstein, Probability Theory
Harvard University, , MA
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submitted: January 30, 2007 |
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One of my old professors said that you're not a true mathematician until you've become so absent-minded that people think you're senile.
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Dr. Bloom, 540 Modelling
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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I usually just wing it at the board [in low-level classes]. I find it amusing.
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Dr. Bloom, 540 Modelling
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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If I held a gun to your head, how would you prove it?
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Dr. D. Hyeon, 550 Topology
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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Is "bimbi" the plural of "bimbo?"
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Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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Think of it as an exercise for your mind-- or a waste of your time.
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Dr. D. Hyeon, 550 Topology
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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"Dead people don't sue."
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Ken Gray, Media Law
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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"Death brings closure to a life"
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Professor Hildebrand, Theology of Christ
Franciscan University of Steubenville, ,
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
He was discussing biographies and how one one's death affects perception of their life
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