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So, after some practice, you'll get used to this whole counting thing.
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Professor Emsermann, Probability
University of Colorado at Denver, Denver, CO
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submitted: June 1, 2007 |
My professor speaking to his graduate level probability course. And he's serious.
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If Mr. Rogers ever said "you are special," then SHUT THE HELL UP BACKSTAGE!!!
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Mrs. Keil, Theatre Arts
CV, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: June 4, 2007 |
i love that woman.
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That board is so good looking, if it were a girl, I would date it.
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Mr. Miller, American Cultures
cv, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: June 4, 2007 |
The flirt-with-anything-in-a-skirt that he is...
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bH..... Don't want to say *that* too fast...
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Timothy Englund, Abstract Algebra
Central Washington University, Ellensburg, Washington
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submitted: June 15, 2007 |
Talking about a coset of subgroup H containing b.
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This is a *family* university.
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James Harper, Real Analysis
Central Washington University, Ellensburg, Washington
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submitted: June 15, 2007 |
When asked about bringing in "Impure Mathematics" to share with the class.
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"Bank Account > 0, happy, f is local min" (shape of smiley);
"Bank Account < 0, sad, f is local max" (shape of the frown-ey)
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Prof. Ilona Kletskin, Calculus II
University of Ontario Institute of Technology, Oshawa, Ontario
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submitted: June 23, 2007 |
explanation for Second Derivative Test (in finding critical points)
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"Have you ever tried masturbating to your dead goldfish?"
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JP Gorin, Hard Look at the Movies
University of California, San Diego, La Jolla, California
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submitted: June 23, 2007 |
this quote doesnt even scratch the surface of the wisdom that embodies JP Gorin.
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'you can't be great at everything. I'm a pilot, but there are guys that can fly rings around me. i can dance but others can dance better. At this. (as he points to the board where a H bridge complement circuit was displayed with full analysis). It would be hard to find someone better.'
"well what about Stephen Hawkins" from student
'he cant dance' Dr McGinn
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 464
Northern Illinois Univeristy, DeKalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 26, 2007 |
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After spliting one resistor into two for bias stabilization analysis, Dr McGinn says "this is all in my head, this in my imagination, this is me on drugs."
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 464
Northern Illinois Univeristy, dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 26, 2007 |
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An Easy-Bake Oven is a stroke of genius
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Dr. Vincent McGinn, ELE 464
Northern Illinois Univeristy, dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 26, 2007 |
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If I'm teaching you electrical engineering or cleaning the board, I still get paid the same.
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Dr. Vincent McGinn,
Northern Illinois Univeristy, dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: June 26, 2007 |
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This is the crystal meth of 2025, and it doesn't even help you lose weight.
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Aaron Lanterman, ECE 2025
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: June 27, 2007 |
Discussing the incorrect was to do a transformation to the Z domain
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I used to have six pack abs. But I'm a peace loving man so I made my six pack one nation.
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Dr. Ting, Circuits
Taylor's College, , Malaysia
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submitted: June 27, 2007 |
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You know why you dont get the playboy channel? Because of filters. I could do a filter where you turn on the tv to see naked Paris Hilton but you see me naked instead.
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Dr. Ting, Circuits.
Taylor's College, , Malaysia
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submitted: June 27, 2007 |
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