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It's those damn chemists
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Bob Weidman, PH2200
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: March 4, 2008 |
When explaining why we use a farad instead of a faraday as the standard unit of capacitance. The class applauded him for it. Chemists use the unit faraday as follows: One faraday is equal to the charge of one mole of electrons.
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I want your children to be half dressed
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Mr. Russo, Global History
White Plains High School, White Plains, NY
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submitted: March 11, 2008 |
He was talking about us changing for a conference at a parents meeting
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When in doubt, run them over
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Thomas Innocente, Criminal Law
Atlantic Cape Community College, Mays Landing, NJ
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submitted: March 12, 2008 |
About what to do if a person points a gun at you while you are in your car(Police)
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Student: "I still believe that it's possible for humans to live without culture."
Professor: "Well, some people believe in leprechauns."
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Dr. Olga Soffer, ANTH 102 - Intro to Anthropology
University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, Illinois
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submitted: March 13, 2008 |
Discussion on the impossibility of humans without culture.
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| Rating: 10 |
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I know the location of every Cinnabon in every American airport
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Dr. Waller, Probability and Stats
University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
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submitted: March 15, 2008 |
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Im gonna make that son of a bitch wash my car
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Dr. Drummond, Engineering Physics 1
University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
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submitted: March 15, 2008 |
After learning that our TA hadn't posted the hw online.
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| Rating: 8 |
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Kindergarten. I hate that word. Oh, yes, come into my child garden. And bring a lawnmower while you're at it.
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G.W. Hawkes, Intro to Creative Writing
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
| Rating: 8 |
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You've got the bishop of Rome going "I'm special!"
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Steve Johnson, New Testament Greek
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
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I wanted to bring you guys a treat, seeing as it's the last day and all, but apprently there's some sort of "college policy" about kegs on campus, so you'll just have to deal with these donuts instead.
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Dr. Preston, Chaucer
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
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Paper, noodles, and gunpowder. All Chinese contributions to Western European society. What you need is a paper-noodle-gun. You know, a paper gun that *boom!* shoots noodles at people.
Student: Wet or dry noodles?
Well, it depends on whether you want to stab them in the eye with spaghetti or just lash them severely.
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Cullen Chandler, The Middle Ages in Modern Eyes
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
| Rating: 8.16667 |
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"[in the middle of lecture] So I don't have a house for the next month. 'When are your office hours?' 'Midnight to 6 am. Bring beer.'"
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Dr. Roger Young, BIOL 0322: Genetics
Drury University, Springfield, Missouri
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submitted: March 28, 2008 |
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