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How do we solve the gang problem in America? I don't know, send them all to an island and nuke them!
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Dr. Margie Britz, Organized Crime
Clemson University, , South Carolina
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submitted: April 2, 2009 |
She says this at least once every class, and she's written books on organized crime...
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Do you find something wrong with me coming up from the rear?
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Mr. Dallas, Chemistry
Oconee County, Watkinsville, GA
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submitted: April 3, 2009 |
He said this to a gay classmate after he commented that Mr. Dallas was very negative for walking to the back of the class first to collect homework.
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"So what we can learn from this is that this young woman was even willing to get wet for her boss."
Pause.
"Oh my God. That's not what I meant to say."
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, The Weimar Republic
University of Michigan - Dearborn, ,
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submitted: April 3, 2009 |
My favorite professor on how the image of being a stenographer/secretary was so alluring to young women one was even willing to take dictation in a pool on a hot day.
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"Oh...you are rusty. I think I need to give you some lubrication."
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Dr. Jie Song, Weather Dynamics II
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: April 6, 2009 |
She'd just asked us to solve a differential equation that none of us could remember. English isn't her first language, so she legitimately didn't know why we were shaking from trying not to laugh.
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"there are no border checks in the European Union for the most part... unless there is a world cup soccer game and the British are coming."
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Paul Holman, Camden Conference Course
University of Maine, Orono, Maine
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submitted: April 8, 2009 |
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There are four degrees that one will achieve in life: AS: A shity degree; BS: bullshit degree; MS: more shit degree; Phd: pile of higher and deeper shit.
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Dr. Hymes, Psych 320
University of Michigan-Dearborn, Dearborn, MI
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submitted: April 13, 2009 |
He made this comment to explain to us what happens when someone acquires all of these degrees at the end of their schooling.
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Of course I'm old. I remember watching Cream play live and they were stoned and horrible but I was so stoned I didn't care.
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Dr. Tom Brown, Engg 205 Statics & Dynamics
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submitted: April 16, 2009 |
Response to someone calling him old.
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| Rating: 8 |
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You have to be comfortable taking a leak...
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Mr. Donohue, English Lit AP
White Plains HIgh School, White Plains, NY
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submitted: April 23, 2009 |
We were talking about writing essays. He meant to say 'leap'
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Did anyone ever tell you how an antenna works?? You excite it, up and down and up and down... and then radiation shoots out the top!!
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Robert LeRoy, Chem 209 Spectroscopy and Stucture
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: April 25, 2009 |
we had an excellent illustration to go along with this one
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