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Sub: Today we'll be introducing the Sex Education Unit. It's gonna be awesome.
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Mr. Ellston, Health 9
Fillmore Central, Preston, Minnesota
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submitted: August 2, 2009 |
One of the funniest moments of my freshmen year
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Look, the main thing you have to know is, economics is not about money.
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Mr. Harney, Economics
, Cazenovia,
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submitted: August 2, 2009 |
This guy was a complete tool.
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You must remember one thing: there are lies, there are damn lies. And then there are statistics.
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Anthony Evans, Introduction to statistics
ESCP-EAP, London, England
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submitted: August 4, 2009 |
I loved this guy. He was one of the best professors I have ever had. Smart and amazingly funny.
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Will all of the young women on the front row please cross their legs? Now that the gates of hell are closed, we can begin.
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Dr. Albert Smouse, Aberrant pshchology
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: August 5, 2009 |
The teacher's opening statement on first day of class in an auditorium at OU to a freshman class.
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The thing about history is that it has a wonderful ability to bite you in the ass. And that's why you need to know about it.
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Dr. Edward Bujak, World War I
Harlaxton College, Grantham,
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submitted: August 6, 2009 |
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News:
I've reactivated the commenting system to allow anyone to comment on the quotes. I disabled it a couple of years ago because of excess spam. The system uses captchas now just like the quote submission, so hopefully it will keep spam to a minimum.
I hope at least for now there won't be a big problem, and I'm planning to work on a mechanism to help. It's been suggested that I have a button on each comment to allow people to mark it as spam and after a couple of marks the comment will automatically be deleted, but I'm worried that will just lead to unpopular opinions being censored. Another thing I'm considering is making a couple of regular posters into moderators who will be able to delete comments.
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submitted: August 10, 2009 |
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While demonstrating an acttivity;
For "Over the head and between the legs" he said "Over the river and thru the woods".
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Mr. Marcou,
Keene Middle, Keene, New Hampshire
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submitted: August 11, 2009 |
This guy was pretty weird sometimes...
I am not sure if he drinks/smokes.
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"look at the tree there, with the bark on it...."
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Mary Jacobson, Environmental Photography
Ridgewater Community and Technical College, Willmar, MN
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submitted: August 25, 2009 |
One of our photography teachers was pointing to a tree for someone to sit next to. It was the only tree around.. and all (healthy) trees should have bark on them..
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"Today we talk about the probability of head, and the probability of getting tail."
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, College Statistics
University of North Texas, Denton, Texas
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submitted: August 26, 2009 |
He was obviously foreign, but that didn't make it less funny
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Coach: What will happen if you screw this play up?
Linemen: we'll run coach
Coach: NO you will remove my size 13 cleat out of your ass AND THEN YOU WILL RUN
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Coach A,
Ramstein American, Ramstein AFB, Germany
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submitted: August 26, 2009 |
they didn't screw up the play
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"The thing that's so great about this country is that we can switch from one government institute to another without any fight, without any civil war. Except, well, you know, the Civil War."
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Burt, History to 1877
MSU, Springfield, MO
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submitted: August 29, 2009 |
Really? . . . And you're my history teacher. I'm screwed.
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"False Advertising - If you don't know what I mean come up here and take a look at the sophomores."
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Mr. Johnson, Intro to Psychology and AP Psychology
Wayzata High School, Plymouth, Minnesota
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submitted: August 30, 2009 |
best teacher i have ever had. period.
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