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I saw last semester that people were trying to get a good grade, but thats not possible.
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Dr. Sayil, Enen 3321: Electronics 1
Lamar University, Beaumont, Texas
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submitted: October 2, 2003 |
This is actually in reference to trying to get a good grade by guessing the answers on tests.
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"I love JAWS...I must've seen it oh, umm...well it came out in '75...It may sound kind of silly, but it makes me feel really happy." -"My boyfriend dumped me for this slutty girl..." -"Grade 10, Carefree, Working at the Drive-in..."
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R. Hutsal, Grade 9 science
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submitted: September 12, 2007 |
Hutsman re-living his childhood years.
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"The problem is that the department head doesn't want the grades in one class too high. If I make it too easy, I could get in trouble. Of course you all could just be the smartest people in the school. But given what I've seen, I can't prove of that."
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James Jesudason, Human Systems
Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado
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submitted: May 4, 2007 |
ouch... my pride
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If you come to my office and ask me a loaded question like "Dr. Hansen why did you give me an F on the paper?".....i'll have to answer "because i couldn't grade you any lower."
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Dr. Earl Hansen, Tech 434 - Human Safety in Industry
Northern Illinois University, Dekalb, Illinois
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submitted: February 9, 2006 |
I love how Hansen says it like it is.
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I was expelled three times, when I was in third grade I hacked up a kid with a ruler. I don't talk about the other two.
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Louis Gouth, English Composition 2
Nicolet Area Technical College, Rhinelander, WI
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submitted: May 18, 2006 |
Little old ladys dragging oxygen bottles around seem to be the dangerous ones.
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Your purpose in this class is to make my life easier, and in so doing, to get a better grade. Make my life difficult, and prepare to fail.
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Louise Velletri, AP US History
St. Margaret's School, Tappahannock, Virginia
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submitted: October 28, 2006 |
She's not kidding, either.
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"I never thought I would be just like that 8th grade teacher I had who was mystified by technology. But look how many cords there are!"
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Scott Black (GTA), English 367.02
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: April 16, 2006 |
He was trying to plug in a TV/VCR set.
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Ryals: Sarah, sit down and be quiet
Sarah: its funny!
Ryals: your grade is funny
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Ryals, AP Calc
Caroline, , Virginia
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submitted: May 8, 2003 |
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Prof: Grades will be 70% homework and 30% final.
Student: I can live with that.
Prof: Good, I hate it when the grading scale causes death...
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Dr. J. Thunder, 581 Algebraic Number Theory
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 19, 2006 |
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"I'm an asshole, but I'm a difficult asshole to contend with, because I am an asshole who gives you a grade."
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J.P. Gorin, Hard Look at the Movies
UCSD, San Diego, CA
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submitted: February 6, 2006 |
The most arrogant, cocky, french professors are always the most entertaining. If of course they have the intelligence to back it up.
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"Oh, you're wondering about this? It was 35 hours of.... bliss" Tav holding a stack of graded papers.
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Dr. Tavakolian, Contemporary Sociocultural Theory
Denison University, Granville, Ohio
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submitted: November 18, 2005 |
I'm amazed he was able to grade that many that fast. 28 papers, all between 10 and 12 pages long, sometimes longer.
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Ganesan:"Therefore, we will have the exam Friday"
TA:"Shouldn't you tell the students?"
Ganesan:"No, easier to grade"
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Dr. Sengoda Ganesan, MEE 331
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, Illinois
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submitted: March 9, 2005 |
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How will your grade in the course be calculated? With my calculator. But seriously . . .
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Peter Livant, Chem 207 -- Organic Chemistry I
Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama
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submitted: June 15, 2005 |
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I am trying to find a way to package together the facts that I didn't grade your tests, and I didn't even think about grading your tests..
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David Calvis, Differential Equations
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submitted: June 25, 2005 |
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"I was going through the homework and saw a name that wasn't on my list as registered for the class, so I added him to my gradebook. But later I noticed that the name was 'Due Wednesday.' So if you are 'Due Wednesday' make sure to see me after class."
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Todd Neumann, ECON 330: Macroeconomics
University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ
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submitted: May 22, 2003 |
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Prof: My markers made a huge mess of the grades. There's people whose name is 3 question marks, and some of you have 4 different grades in one assignment. So if they don't sort them out by Monday I'll give you all 100% in the assignments. And if someone doesn't like that, you can beat on the markers.
Student: Sir, can we go beat them up now, so we're sure they can't sort the marks?
[everyone laughs]
Prof: Sure. And by the way, is there anyone in this class called...first name Milky second name Way?
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J. Verstraete, 1st Year Calculus
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: December 15, 2004 |
The damn markers sorted out the grades eventually...but I still haven't met this Milky Way guy :D.
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I'm pretty sure the GRADES will be good regardless of what the SCORES are.
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Dr. Beachy, Math 521
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: March 10, 2005 |
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"The TA complains I give you too much homework. I say, give them all zeros, easier to grade"
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Dr. Sengoda Ganesan, MEE 331
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, Illinois
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submitted: March 9, 2005 |
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"Addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, they've always been functions we just didn't tell you in fourth grade because we did not want you to suicide!"
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Dr. Spina, Calculus 1300
University of Colorado, Boulder, CO
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submitted: March 5, 2005 |
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I'll grade your exams when I'm having a beer
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Dr. Carl Nesbitt, CM2120 Fundamentals of Chemical Engineering 2
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 9, 2004 |
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I was going to have your lab reports graded for you today, but it turned out that grading them was a two six-pack job and I only had one six-pack.
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Vagners, AA448, Control Systems Laboratory
University of Washington, Seattle, WA
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submitted: June 4, 2004 |
We were never really sure if you wanted to get graded at the beginning of the evening or at the end...
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For those of you going into medical school: If I'm ever on the table, and you make a mistake, I'll think poorly of you. I'll also go back and change your grade in this course.
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Dr. K.D. Berlin, CHEM 3053 & 3153, Organic Chemistry
Oklahoma State University, Stillwater, Oklahoma
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submitted: October 20, 2004 |
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You know, let's just not have a midterm. I'm lazy, and I don't want to grade it.
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Dr. Rob Brady, Ethics 350
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: February 25, 2003 |
True to his word, we didn't have a midterm...
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"As I said, bribing me won't help your grade, however, not bribing me might hurt it."
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Tim Hansell, Business Data Networks and Telecommunications
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: September 22, 2004 |
Said in respondse to a question of how much an answer to a problem would cost.
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There are grades in San Francisco of 20%. Not for the faint of heart or weak of clutch.
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Dr. Mark Hickman, CE 363 Transportation Engineering and Pavement Design
The University Of Arizona, Tucson, Arizona
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submitted: September 22, 2004 |
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