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The first kings were gangsters.
D. Masterson, Western Civilization
Northeast High School, , LA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 31, 2010

Best teacher ever.
Rating: unrated

« ...and now, the red-headed stepchild of the fundamental forces, the weak force. »
Jon Gaffney, Physics for Scientists and Engineers
NCSU, Raleigh, NC

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 29, 2010

Briefly discussing the four fundamental physical forces and attempts to unify the weak force with the others.
Rating: 8

Do you know what this is? Does anybody know a hoe?
Joseph Ingwanu,
Eastern Michigan University, Ypsilanti, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 25, 2010

Talking about plowing and the first tools used in his strong accent.
Rating: unrated

You have to shine like Golden Chainsaws
Eric Jacobson, Intermediate Theatre
Chaffey Community College, Rancho Cucamonga, California

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 25, 2010

In an atepmt to motivate his actors.
Rating: unrated

Ice is denser than water. That's why it sinks to the bottom of a glass of water...Well, it kind of floats in the middle
Kimberleigh Foster, Biology 101
Jefferson College, Arnold, MO

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 24, 2010
Rating: 4.5

Merrifield's synthesiser was different to the one the Pet shop Boys used, as this one made peptides
Dr. Fawaz Aldabbagh, Chemistry
NUI, Galway, Galway,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 24, 2010
Rating: 7

You think that guy is good? Over in Europe they'd bitchslap him and take his lunch!
Dave Lostracco, Television Production
Niagara College, Welland, Ontario

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 23, 2010

Dave Lostracco on Television Excellence
Rating: unrated

I seriously wish that zombies were real so I could just kill a bunch of them. Same with vampires. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing? Who wouldn't want to blow the shit out of other-worldly creatures?
Dave Lostracco, Television Production
Niagara College, Welland, Ontario

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 23, 2010

Dave Lostracco on Real Life Experiences.
Rating: unrated

If I offend you, let me know. Just raise your hand and say "Michael, I think saying 'fuck' 5 times in one sentence is a bit excessive". And I'll try to behave for the rest of the class.
Michael Flannery, Drama Appreciation
University of North Carolina at Greensboro, Greensboro, North Carolina

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 22, 2010

This was on the first day of class.
Rating: unrated

Ouija is made by Parker Brothers. The same guys who made Clue and Monopoly... Monopoly is a far more evil game. It breaks up families. Ouija is harmless. Don't play Monopoly.
Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 19, 2010

On the topic of debunking extraordinary claims.
Rating: unrated

Freckles go along with liking vampires that don’t have sex.
, Intro to Ethics
Johnson State College, Johnson, Vermont

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 19, 2010

After speaking about having wine with our Dean of Students, who is a lovely, freckled woman.
Rating: unrated

If Texas didn’t exist, we’d have to invent it as a bad example.
, Intro to Ethics
Johnson State College, Johnson, Vermont

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 19, 2010

Said after telling the class about how the execution of a prisoner in Texas is called giving them "Jesus Juice"
Rating: unrated

"My olive skin with all this green melanin looks like pasty monkey vomit!"
Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, ,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 19, 2010
Rating: unrated

I have a right to life. Or do I? You might kill me if I give you an "F". (pause) That's why I have a gun.
Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010

Speaking on what constitutes a "right". The gun was a reference to a previous discussion topic.
Rating: 8

Most persons think. I'm being careful [with my words] here. Don't want to assume.
Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010
Rating: unrated

I know that some of you might be Communists. Obviously; it's a college campus.
Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010

Speaking on different ideas of government
Rating: unrated

You know the story of Achilles? He was very important to the Greeks. So important that, I think... Brad Pitt played him in the movie "Troy." That should tell you how important he was.
Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010
Rating: unrated

Is there anybody? (pause) Good. 'Cause if you did you would sort of be a freak.
Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010

Speaking on peripheral vision and color constancy. I think the question was something along the lines of "does anyone see only color in the center of their vision and everything else in black and white?" or similar.
Rating: unrated

We recognize this as a smiley face, but wouldn't you be terrified if you saw someone that looked like that?
Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: January 15, 2010

He drew a smiley face on the board, and was talking about how our minds fill in things that aren't quite there.
Rating: 9

Questions? Comments? Cries of outrage?
Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010

Often heard after a lecture.
Rating: unrated

Kittens are bloodthirsty animals.
Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010

On the nature of animals, leading into the nature of man.
Rating: unrated

Another student: He's touching your integer!
Professor: I am. It's a bad touch.
Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 15, 2010

The professor uses students as data storage during lectures. One student had a constant integer. Professor was explaining how const_cast() can change constants to non-constants.
Rating: unrated

I have this lonely sex.
Kenji Matsuki, MA 16600
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 12, 2010

His accent made six sound like sex.
Rating: unrated

They gave the other professors 180 students, I got 250. That means I have to kill 70 of you. Run.
Kenji Matsuki, MA 16600
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 12, 2010
Rating: 9

When North Korea opens up you're going to forget about your South Korean dramas and go crazy over North Korean opera--let me tell you!
C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: January 7, 2010

Titus was big into his S. Korean dramas.
Rating: unrated

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