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in a thick russian accent "Guys, guys, do you think they will plant palm trees here in the median?" - In reference to the construction going on outside our classroom window
Dr Ilya Kudish, Diff-Eq
Kettering University, Flint, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 7, 2008
Rating: unrated

"If you're not schizophrenic, you'll probably find math hard"
Prof Charles Pearce, Information Theory IV
Adelaide Uni, ,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 15, 2008
Rating: unrated

"And so Zeus saw Ganymede and was like 'Whoa. Gotta get me some of that.' "
Mrs. Miller, Mythology
Center Grove High School, Greenwood, Indiana

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 7, 2008

Made all the more hilarious by the fact that she's a small, elderly woman
Rating: 10

" 'I dreamed I had small-beers with the Grand Vizier.' Hah! This guy's a freak!"
Jerry MacGuire, AP English
Center Grove High School, Greenwood, Indiana

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: May 7, 2008

A critical analysis of character dialogue.
Rating: unrated

Nietzsche shot Rambo with an arrow, and I don't care.
Robert Pippin, Nietzsche on Psychology and Morality
University of Chicago, Chicago, IL

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 30, 2008

(This was an example of constructing a sentence which has never been used by any English speaker)
Rating: unrated

"its kind of like a 'w', but a 'w' has straight lines and sharp corners, while omega is more curly..."
, Numerical Analysis
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Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 29, 2008

on the difference between a 'w' and omega.
Rating: unrated

"If you're into communism, you'll love the NMI."
Dr. Scott Wills, ECE3035: Mechanisms for Computing Systems
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 26, 2008

In reference to the non-maskable interrupt in computer processors.
Rating: unrated

"Have any of you seen Saw 4? Is he just cutting people up with a saw? Then why the hell are there four editions of this?!"
Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008

Dr. Luck has a tendency to diverge into random tangents...this being one of many...
Rating: 9

"Continuous distribution for the next four to five months"
Dr. Rudy Luck, Ch 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008

Luck discussing the snow fall pattern in the UP after the first snow. (He spent a half an hour on this topic.)
Rating: unrated

"When you sit down and contemplate this stuff, it really doesn't make any sense."
Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008

Discussing Quantum Mechanics in class.
Rating: unrated

"Drugs like speed may help you with this, but I do not advocate it."
Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michgan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008

Dr. Luck was thinking of ways to increase our test scores. Taking Speed happened to be one of the methods.
Rating: unrated

"Molecules are not interested in chickens or eggs..."
Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008
Rating: unrated

"Are you questioning Wikipedia?"
Dr. Eli Ochshorn, PH 2300
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008
Rating: unrated

Student: The devil pendulum?
Fick: No, in that case you'd be screwed.
Dr. Brian Fick, PH 1360
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 16, 2008
Rating: unrated

Sperm, it's fresh everyday, like donuts!
Dr. James Yount, General Biology
Brevard Community College, Titusville, Florida

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 15, 2008

Remembering a past class and completely off topic.
Rating: unrated

Love is not a symmetric relation.
Dr. Roxin Zhang, MA 340 (Combinatorics)
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, Michigan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 14, 2008
Rating: unrated

"That's a more complicated kind of collision we'll talk about next week."
Dr. John Jaszczak, PH 2100 - Physics I: Mechanics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: April 7, 2008

After demonstrating a collision with carts on a track, the carts fell off the end of the track along with the motion sensor. He didn't miss a beat.
Rating: 10

"[in the middle of lecture] So I don't have a house for the next month. 'When are your office hours?' 'Midnight to 6 am. Bring beer.'"
Dr. Roger Young, BIOL 0322: Genetics
Drury University, Springfield, Missouri

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 27, 2008
Rating: 10

Paper, noodles, and gunpowder. All Chinese contributions to Western European society. What you need is a paper-noodle-gun. You know, a paper gun that *boom!* shoots noodles at people.

Student: Wet or dry noodles?

Well, it depends on whether you want to stab them in the eye with spaghetti or just lash them severely.
Cullen Chandler, The Middle Ages in Modern Eyes
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 24, 2008
Rating: 10

I wanted to bring you guys a treat, seeing as it's the last day and all, but apprently there's some sort of "college policy" about kegs on campus, so you'll just have to deal with these donuts instead.
Dr. Preston, Chaucer
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 24, 2008
Rating: 9

You've got the bishop of Rome going "I'm special!"
Steve Johnson, New Testament Greek
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 24, 2008
Rating: unrated

Kindergarten. I hate that word. Oh, yes, come into my child garden. And bring a lawnmower while you're at it.
G.W. Hawkes, Intro to Creative Writing
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 24, 2008
Rating: 9

Im gonna make that son of a bitch wash my car
Dr. Drummond, Engineering Physics 1
University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 15, 2008

After learning that our TA hadn't posted the hw online.
Rating: unrated

I know the location of every Cinnabon in every American airport
Dr. Waller, Probability and Stats
University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 15, 2008
Rating: unrated

Student: "I still believe that it's possible for humans to live without culture."
Professor: "Well, some people believe in leprechauns."
Dr. Olga Soffer, ANTH 102 - Intro to Anthropology
University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, Illinois

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: March 12, 2008

Discussion on the impossibility of humans without culture.
Rating: unrated

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