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in a thick russian accent "Guys, guys, do you think they will plant palm trees here in the median?" - In reference to the construction going on outside our classroom window
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Dr Ilya Kudish, Diff-Eq
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: June 7, 2008 |
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"If you're not schizophrenic, you'll probably find math hard"
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Prof Charles Pearce, Information Theory IV
Adelaide Uni, ,
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submitted: May 15, 2008 |
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"And so Zeus saw Ganymede and was like 'Whoa. Gotta get me some of that.' "
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Mrs. Miller, Mythology
Center Grove High School, Greenwood, Indiana
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submitted: May 7, 2008 |
Made all the more hilarious by the fact that she's a small, elderly woman
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" 'I dreamed I had small-beers with the Grand Vizier.' Hah! This guy's a freak!"
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Jerry MacGuire, AP English
Center Grove High School, Greenwood, Indiana
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submitted: May 7, 2008 |
A critical analysis of character dialogue.
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Nietzsche shot Rambo with an arrow, and I don't care.
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Robert Pippin, Nietzsche on Psychology and Morality
University of Chicago, Chicago, IL
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submitted: April 30, 2008 |
(This was an example of constructing a sentence which has never been used by any English speaker)
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"its kind of like a 'w', but a 'w' has straight lines and sharp corners, while omega is more curly..."
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submitted: April 29, 2008 |
on the difference between a 'w' and omega.
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"If you're into communism, you'll love the NMI."
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Dr. Scott Wills, ECE3035: Mechanisms for Computing Systems
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: April 26, 2008 |
In reference to the non-maskable interrupt in computer processors.
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"Have any of you seen Saw 4? Is he just cutting people up with a saw? Then why the hell are there four editions of this?!"
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Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
Dr. Luck has a tendency to diverge into random tangents...this being one of many...
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"Continuous distribution for the next four to five months"
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Dr. Rudy Luck, Ch 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
Luck discussing the snow fall pattern in the UP after the first snow. (He spent a half an hour on this topic.)
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"When you sit down and contemplate this stuff, it really doesn't make any sense."
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Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
Discussing Quantum Mechanics in class.
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"Drugs like speed may help you with this, but I do not advocate it."
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Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michgan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
Dr. Luck was thinking of ways to increase our test scores. Taking Speed happened to be one of the methods.
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"Molecules are not interested in chickens or eggs..."
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Dr. Rudy Luck, CH 1100
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
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"Are you questioning Wikipedia?"
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Dr. Eli Ochshorn, PH 2300
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
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Student: The devil pendulum?
Fick: No, in that case you'd be screwed.
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Dr. Brian Fick, PH 1360
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 16, 2008 |
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Sperm, it's fresh everyday, like donuts!
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Dr. James Yount, General Biology
Brevard Community College, Titusville, Florida
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submitted: April 15, 2008 |
Remembering a past class and completely off topic.
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Love is not a symmetric relation.
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Dr. Roxin Zhang, MA 340 (Combinatorics)
Northern Michigan University, Marquette, Michigan
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submitted: April 14, 2008 |
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"That's a more complicated kind of collision we'll talk about next week."
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Dr. John Jaszczak, PH 2100 - Physics I: Mechanics
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 7, 2008 |
After demonstrating a collision with carts on a track, the carts fell off the end of the track along with the motion sensor. He didn't miss a beat.
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"[in the middle of lecture] So I don't have a house for the next month. 'When are your office hours?' 'Midnight to 6 am. Bring beer.'"
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Dr. Roger Young, BIOL 0322: Genetics
Drury University, Springfield, Missouri
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submitted: March 27, 2008 |
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Paper, noodles, and gunpowder. All Chinese contributions to Western European society. What you need is a paper-noodle-gun. You know, a paper gun that *boom!* shoots noodles at people.
Student: Wet or dry noodles?
Well, it depends on whether you want to stab them in the eye with spaghetti or just lash them severely.
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Cullen Chandler, The Middle Ages in Modern Eyes
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
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I wanted to bring you guys a treat, seeing as it's the last day and all, but apprently there's some sort of "college policy" about kegs on campus, so you'll just have to deal with these donuts instead.
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Dr. Preston, Chaucer
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
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You've got the bishop of Rome going "I'm special!"
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Steve Johnson, New Testament Greek
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
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Kindergarten. I hate that word. Oh, yes, come into my child garden. And bring a lawnmower while you're at it.
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G.W. Hawkes, Intro to Creative Writing
Lycoming College, Williamsport, PA
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submitted: March 24, 2008 |
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Im gonna make that son of a bitch wash my car
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Dr. Drummond, Engineering Physics 1
University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
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submitted: March 15, 2008 |
After learning that our TA hadn't posted the hw online.
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I know the location of every Cinnabon in every American airport
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Dr. Waller, Probability and Stats
University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
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submitted: March 15, 2008 |
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Student: "I still believe that it's possible for humans to live without culture."
Professor: "Well, some people believe in leprechauns."
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Dr. Olga Soffer, ANTH 102 - Intro to Anthropology
University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, Illinois
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submitted: March 12, 2008 |
Discussion on the impossibility of humans without culture.
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