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I believe in finding your purpose in life and doing whatever it takes or you feel inside to fulfill it. I believe in the human spirit and am amazed at how strong and capable we are when confronted with challenges and opportunities.
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Joseph Andreula, Karate
Webster, Weehawken, NJ
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submitted: December 9, 2008 |
1996- this quote was said to 72 karate students ranging from 5-12 years old by Joe Andreula Instructor of the Weehawken Recereation Karate Program.
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| Rating: 10 |
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You will come in with clean sheets of paper, and a very soiled mind.
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Dr. Ralph Showalter, MTH 411/511 - Real Analysis
Oregon State University, Corvallis, Oregon
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submitted: December 5, 2008 |
About the final
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No matter how together the subs seem, never trust them.
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Sra. Kalember, Spanish III
Gaylord High School, Gaylord, MI
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submitted: December 2, 2008 |
Talking about substitute teachers
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To a TA regarding the computer:"Why is this this way? Make it not so."
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Dr. Cyrus Azimi, Abnormal Psychology
UCF, Orlando, FL
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submitted: December 1, 2008 |
The human mind is easy, but Microsoft Word?
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Partial derivatives are about colored chalk.
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Prof. Thomas Banchoff, MATH0350
Brown University, Providence, RI
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submitted: November 17, 2008 |
So we're in class, about to do a problem in the introduction of partial derivatives, and suddenly Prof. Banchoff turns to the TA and says "Run up to my office and get some chalk, I can't do this without colored chalk." After the TA leaves the room, Prof. Banchoff turns to the class and says "Partial derivatives are about colored chalk."
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I stareted to collect virgins for our cross on Monday. It should take just a few minutes to set up crosses.
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Dr. Lev Yampolsky, Topics in Ecology and Evolution: Specication
East Tennessee State Univeristy, Johnson City, TN
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submitted: November 14, 2008 |
This was sent as an e-mail to all the students with no reference as to what he was talking about. We later found out that he was of course talking about fruit flies.
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"I am not three-dimensional!"
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Bosco Leung, ECE 241
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: November 10, 2008 |
yes you are
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You can't hold minus three bananas. You cannot walk around and see negative people in the corridor - not unless they're art students.
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Dr Szymanski, Maths for Electronic Engineering
The University of York, ,
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submitted: November 9, 2008 |
Our first lecture on complex numbers.
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| Rating: 9 |
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Look at you! I've been up here insulting you for the past 10 minutes and you're all writing it down!
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Larry Smith, Microeconomics
University of Waterloo, ,
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submitted: November 5, 2008 |
A discussion on how the baby boomers remade the cultural norm, and how our fashion styles resembe our parents'.
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| Rating: 5e+12 |
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"Jeopardy" is like Fight Club, no one talks about "Jeopardy"
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Dr. Richard House, RH311-Technical Communications
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
In response to the class grilling the professor about how he'd done on Jeopardy between the time that he'd recorded his episodes and the time that they aired.
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*Professor writes int(1/x) on the board, or some related equation thereof, as a long part of an equation*
*Professor calls on girl in front of the room to help the class move along and make sure people are involved*
*girl is having a calculus blank and can't remember*
Professor: Do you have a fireplace?...
*1/3 the class erupts into laughter/groaning*
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Dr. James Mayhew, ME461-Aeronautical Design
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
If you can see where his prompt is going, congratulations! You're as much of a nerd as the rest of us in the class lauging were. Unfortunately his little prompt/lead-in/metaphor ended up going on for a few minutes until the very last person to get the joke was the girl being called on.
For those who don't know why this is funny: int(1/x) = ln(x), pronounced "natural log of x." Yes, it was that bad...
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Convolutions are things that should only be done in the privacy of your own bedroom.
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Dr. Eccles, ECE200-Circuits and Systems
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
I have since learned that he says this every single time he teaches the class, but it is a great way to see who's still awake that day. This is in reference to calculating properties of AC circuits, beyond that, I don't remember.
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Maybe we can ask the bird about what happens when a signal gets flipped...
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Dr. Michaela Radu, ECE333-Digital Systems
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
Stated angrily in a Romanian accent while the class was distracted by a cardinal continuously braining itself against the window for the fourth day in a row during class. I swear, none of us in the room caught it. I only remembered her saying it and it occurring to me later how wonderfully random it was.
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Today we're going to talk about facebook and spontaneous combustion.
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Dr. Richard House, RH311-Technical Communication
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
<3<3<3 this prof. Best English prof at an Engineering school ever. (He was also on Jeopardy =P)
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pi/2=4?! That means pi=8!!!
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Dr. Bryan, MA113-Calculus III
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
In Calculus 3, when the prof was attempting to show us how to integrate in cylindrical coordinates. If your curious, we were integrating for the area of 1/2 the unit circle.
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Dr. Gibson: Why don't we have trained monkeys do our job?
Boy sitting behind me: PETA.
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Dr. Darrell Gibson, ME450-Engineering Design
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
I swear, absolute best thing that happened in that class. I mean, with something like that on the first day, it can only go downhill from there.
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Dr. Gibson: Who's ever been skydiving?
*Girl in front of the class is the only one to raise her hand*
Dr. Gibson: Really?!
Girl: Yeah...
Dr. Gibson: Did you hit Terminal Velocity?
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Dr. Darrell Gibson, ME450-Engineering Design
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
This seriously had absolutely nothing to do with what we were discussing in class. It was the first day and he was already spouting random stuff.
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...and the people from the Financial Aid Department look at the form you handed them and say, "Psi...phi's"
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Dr. James Mayhew, ME402-Heat Transfer
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: November 4, 2008 |
The final punchline to a rather long joke about a Heat Transfer equation containing a psi and two phi's.
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So, there's the implementation, and there's the specification.
Why are you laughing?
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Seidel, CS 4331
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: November 3, 2008 |
Talking about shared pointers in UPC
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"Incest is a state of mind."
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Professor Goluboff, Anthropology 101
Washington and Lee University, Lexington, Virginia
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submitted: October 31, 2008 |
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"They can't sue you for breaking their sternum?"
Student: "It's called the Good Samaritan law, if you don't do more than you know how."
"I'd just let them die. That's what I know. How to run away."
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John Lambrose, Speech 100
Cypress College, , CA
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submitted: October 7, 2008 |
The student was giving a demonstration on CPR.
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"guinea pig's were called Cui in Latin America, I think its, you know... an onomatopoeia... its the sound they make... 'CUI CUI CUI!'
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Dr. Meringer, World History 2
SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, New York
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submitted: October 5, 2008 |
Dr. Meringer on foods in Latin America, they ate Guinea Pig's and... they were called Cui!
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The English weather is like Iraq: partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.
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Dr Ghil`ad Zuckermann, Israeli Linguistics
University of Cambridge, Cambridge, UK
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submitted: September 28, 2008 |
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Dr. fiddles with PC behind podium - he Jumps up from behind podium shouting:
"BOO! ..."
(Awkward silence)
"OK, maybe that wasn't a good idea.'
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Dr. Meringer, HIST 102
SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY
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submitted: September 27, 2008 |
No, no it wasn't. But it sure was funny as hell.
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"They cut your Achilles's tendon, and down you go. Now you're fertilizer for next year's crop."
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Dr. Mike Salamone, INTA 4011
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia
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submitted: September 25, 2008 |
In reference to the Battle of Agincourt.
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