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(Moving a little to the left with each letter/word:) h e l l o comma space w o r l d exclamation-point garbage garbage garbage garbage--(he actually violently runs into the wall at this point) Oh, I've crashed somehow.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On not ending C-style strings with a null character.
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If you want to throw a Student[, you can]. Lord knows I've wanted to for a while.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On exceptions in C++. "Student" is the example object used.
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As long as there are exams there will be prayer in school.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Unlike in the real world, unlike on Facebook, you want to have as few friends as possible here.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On the C++ "friend" keyword.
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That's great. Somebody hit him. I'm too tired to.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Response to a student's bad explanation.
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What if you delete all the files out of your project directory? Fine. Then you can send me an e-mail saying "AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaAaAHH!" and I'll restore them.
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Matthew Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Student asked about deleting critical files on UNIX systems (no recycle bin or "undo").
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Prof - "In JAVA you could only throw things that derived from throwable. In C++ you can throw anything. You can throw an int, a boolean, Heck, you could even throw a Student! God knows I've wanted to..."
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
RIT, Rochester, NY
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submitted: February 3, 2010 |
talking about throwing exceptions in C++
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Another student: He's touching your integer!
Professor: I am. It's a bad touch.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science 4
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
The professor uses students as data storage during lectures. One student had a constant integer. Professor was explaining how const_cast() can change constants to non-constants.
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“If you know Erlang and list comprehensions that elevates you to Yoda status”
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Jeffrey A. Meunier, ST: Models of Computation
Worcester State College, Worcester, MA
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submitted: January 3, 2010 |
He was talking about the Erlang programming language and the concept of list comprehensions. He routinely says awesome stuff like this in class. He also invited our whole class to a bar at the end of the semester.
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Mr. [name], I'd like to beat you--I mean MEET WITH you later...
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Matt Healy, Computer Science for Transfers
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York
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submitted: September 28, 2009 |
Mr. [name] was being a smartass. :P
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I like being more honest: I'm lying to you.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science for Transfers
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: September 9, 2009 |
About how he glosses over things better left for later in the course.
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It's like a end without a well... no it's like a well without an end
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Professor Yoshiharu Kohayakawa, Computer Science
São Paulo University, São Paulo, São Paulo
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submitted: May 29, 2009 |
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(In a thick German accent with a heavy dose of sarcasm): Up until now, you've typed in your code and pushed a little magic button and your program gets compiled. But this is computer science; there's no such thing as magic. So we're going to study exactly what happens when you push that little magic button. If you are scared and want to deregister for this module now, you may be excused.
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Prof Stefan Gruner, Compiler Construction
University of Pretoria, Pretoria, South Africa
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submitted: May 27, 2009 |
The first thing a lecturer said in the first module of the new year. This has to be one of the most effective ways I've ever seen to bring a bunch of third-years down to size in under a minute
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How was the exam?
-What I expected
-Somewhat harder than I expected
-Like I got herpes from a $500 hooker
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, CSA
Miami University, ,
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submitted: March 7, 2009 |
This was written on the white board from the class before mine. I am NOT taking that class.
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"even a blind monkey banging on the keyboard will eventually get the right code"
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Prof John Bell, CS 109
University of Illinois at Chicago, Chicago, Illinois
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submitted: March 6, 2009 |
This after someone asked about wouldn't all the codes look the same
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This brings me to this next slide! This is an insidious slide. I didn't realise it was here until yesterday. It's evil!
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Peter Sala, Database Analysis and Design
Swinburne University, ,
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submitted: February 28, 2009 |
| Rating: 9.75 |
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If you do not do well on this exam, the next thing you should do is find a puddle of mud and try to commit suicide in it.
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Dr. Uckan, Databases
Miami University, Oxford, OH
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submitted: February 22, 2009 |
This guy speaks like Christopher Walken with a heavy Russian accent.
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The thing is, you have to keep your stick really clean. One bit of dirt or grit gets in your end, and you're done for!
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Bohdan Serednyky, Computer Science
Holy Cross Sixth Form College, Bury, Lancashire
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submitted: February 16, 2009 |
On USB drives.
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*upon hearing the class' microphone on the other side of the hallway squeal yet again, he opens the door, barks like a dog, slams the door shut, looks at us, and says, "Thats what my dogs would do."*
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Alan Paeth, COSC 250
UBC-Okanagan, Kelowna, BC
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submitted: January 28, 2009 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Computers are melted down sand. Sand is not smart. Sand is not merciful.
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Professor James Cain, Intro to Computing
Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, MO
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submitted: January 26, 2009 |
Professor Cain explaining the intricate inner workings of the computer.
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"it's not hard to remember, just think about someone at fed-ex whose tired of his job and started doing pot..."
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Linda Hardin, Hardware 1
Caldwell Community College, Boone, NC
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submitted: January 4, 2009 |
A mental image that has never let me forget what the high loader does, Linda had a wierd sense of teaching.
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So, there's the implementation, and there's the specification.
Why are you laughing?
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Seidel, CS 4331
Michigan Tech, Houghton, MI
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submitted: November 3, 2008 |
Talking about shared pointers in UPC
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"I was going to return your assignments, but I left them on a Volcano"
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Professor David Corne, Operating Systems
Reading University Computer Science Dept, 200, Reading, England
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submitted: September 9, 2008 |
Apparently He'd taken them with him to a conference in Hawaii and lost them on a daytrip.
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| Rating: 8.5 |
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"In computer science, we use a lot of words that aren't in the dictionary."
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Jin Park, Object Oriented programming
SUNY New Paltz, New Paltz, NY
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submitted: August 9, 2008 |
Jin Park is Aweosme
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If it is not false, it is not necessarily true
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Dr. P. Mahanti, Discrete Structures 1 - CS 1303
University of New Brunswick - Saint John, Saint John, New Brunswick
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submitted: July 24, 2008 |
I'm not really sure what he was talking about at the time.
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