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OK. I'll be the uterus.
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Jeff Kiefer, AP Biology
Nevada Union, Grass Valley, CA
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
He stood up with his arms above his head... to explain the reproductive system.
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Elephants like to do it too...But if you happen to be around you may want to back up a few meters because you never know what may happen!
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Roland de Gouvenain, Bio 109
Rhode Island College, Providence,
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
talking about reproduction...
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"We make our living pissing on other people's ideas. It's true."
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Professor Dunwoody, Intro to Psychology
Juniata College, Huntingdon, PA
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submitted: April 28, 2010 |
Referring to publishing research scientists.
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"it's like an electric fence, you sort of want to...but you don't"
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Dr. Nadine Rorem, Biology 241
Wheaton college, Wheaton, Illinois
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submitted: April 15, 2010 |
talking about hot springs
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"you either have babies or you have lots of babies"
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Dr. Nadine Rorem, Biology 241
Wheaton college, Wheaton, Illinois
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submitted: April 15, 2010 |
concerning population ecology
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Student: You're dressed very nice today...
Richiert: Thanks! I don't have to cut up dead people today.
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Dawn Richiert, BMS 208
Grand Valley State University, Allendale, MI
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submitted: April 9, 2010 |
She teaches the cadaver lab, too :)
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"Galileo being tried by the Vadican for discovering the moons of Saturn is worse than abusing choir boys"
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Christopher Landee, Intro to Physics
Clark University, Worcester, Massachusetts
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submitted: April 9, 2010 |
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"If you think my wife will leave a clothing store just because the fire alarm goes off, you are terribly mistaken."
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Jozef Urbas, Building Contsruction
University of North Carolina at Charlotte, Charlotte, North Carolina
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
Said right after informing the building construction class on people not caring about fire alarms.
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So the entropy of the.. Oh my gosh! She has an iPad! That's so cool! Sorry, I just had a geekgasm.
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Andrew Grall, Chem152
University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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You don't play catch with a yellow perch
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Dr. Milewski, Ichthyology
Paul Smith's College, Paul Smiths, NY
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submitted: April 7, 2010 |
said after referencing thier spines
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"The smaller someone is, the closer they can get which is kind of neat sometimes."
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Professor William Robinson, Chemistry
Purdue University, West Lafayett, Indiana
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submitted: April 6, 2010 |
In reference to how the size of 2 atoms affects the distance between them.
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Sulfuric acid plus your clothes, equals bad times.
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Dr. Russell Grubs, Chemistry
Grand Canyon University, Phoenix, Arizona
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submitted: April 6, 2010 |
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Ah, Avery Point Sailing, where men are men and women are men.
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Dr. McManus, Coastal System Sciences I
UConn Avery Point, Groton, CT
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submitted: March 29, 2010 |
This was after me and a girl said we've sailed small boats in gale warnings before.
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So I told you to go and study redox reactions for the midterm. Then I didn't put any redox problems on the test. I know, I'm a dick. What're you going to do about it?
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Dr. Dearing, Chemistry 142
University of Washington, Seattle, WA
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
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So what does 'propagate' mean? If OSU students were to propagate the species, what would they be doing? Yes, fornicating, that's right!
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David Bannon, General Physics w/ Calculus
Oregon State University, Corvallis, OR
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submitted: March 8, 2010 |
The concept of wave propagation suddenly took less-than-innocent turn.
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This is a scantron test, so you will need a pencil. I brought some pencils, they are of the mini golf variety. I call this the ultimate thrill...taking a test without an eraser.
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Donald Briskin, Medicinal Plants and Herbology
University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, IL
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submitted: February 21, 2010 |
my professors words right before the test
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Well, guys, I just wanted to let you know.
This problem requires almost no brain activity, so if you get it wrong, I gut you like sheep.
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D. Yuri Sikorski, Newtonian Mechanics
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: February 19, 2010 |
Imagine this in a Ukrainian accent..
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Mr. Burgess: This is a coil of copper in a solution of silver nitrate. The chemical reaction caused it to become a coil of silver.
Random student: What is it?
Mr. Burgess: *pause* A tapeworm.
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Mr. Burgess, Chemistry
Avon High School, Avon, CT
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submitted: February 13, 2010 |
As a senior I have to take chemistry with sophomores. They're dumb. Mr. Burgess reacts accordingly.
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"My daughter called the other day to ask why they put iron dioxide in moisturizer... well it forms a hydride around it and makes your skin (grumble) WET"
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John Petrosky, AP Chem
Marion Center High School, Marion Center, PA
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submitted: February 4, 2010 |
moisturizer it makes your skin wet.
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Carbon Dioxide. You hippies hate this stuff. Sometimes I go home and cut down a tree and burn it just to get Taubman's goat!
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Dr. B.J. Yoblinski, Inorganic Chemistry
Appalachian State University, Boone, NC
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submitted: February 1, 2010 |
Dr. Taubman is the inorganic Chemist of the department. He's heavily against global warming
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One day my kid came home talking about an alligator mouth, so I took him upstairs and beat him!
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Dr. B.J. Yoblinski, Inorganic Chemistry
Appalachian State University, Boone, NC
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submitted: February 1, 2010 |
He was telling us to refer to it as the "greater than" or "less than sign" and to never call it an "alligator mouth."
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Maybe I should spank you.
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Mr. L, Physics
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submitted: January 31, 2010 |
Weird, somewhat disturbing...and directed at me...
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« ...and now, the red-headed stepchild of the fundamental forces, the weak force. »
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Jon Gaffney, Physics for Scientists and Engineers
NCSU, Raleigh, NC
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submitted: January 29, 2010 |
Briefly discussing the four fundamental physical forces and attempts to unify the weak force with the others.
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Merrifield's synthesiser was different to the one the Pet shop Boys used, as this one made peptides
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Dr. Fawaz Aldabbagh, Chemistry
NUI, Galway, Galway,
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submitted: January 24, 2010 |
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What do we know about sloths? They're all smooth muscle. What ELSE do we know about sloths? THEY'RE D--N SLOW!
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Kieran Mullen, PHYS 1215
University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
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submitted: November 22, 2009 |
From a particularly impassioned discussion on the physical definition of work.
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