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The chopper I was in was shot down in vietnam and I was stuck next to it waiting for help. The medic finally got to me and gave me a shot of morphine. That was the day I decided I would be a drug addict. There were bullets flying past our heads, and I couldn't have cared any less if I tried.
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Charlie Watkins, Pschology 100
Grays Harbor College, Aberdeen, WA
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submitted: April 25, 2010 |
During our professors talk about the effects of opiates on the brain.
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A leads to B leads to C leads to Little Girl dead.
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Professor Soto, Principles of Sociology
BGSU, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: April 24, 2010 |
On the use of pot.
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"And at the very least Scooby will be out looking for a Scoobysnacks, which is not the most effective way to fight dinosaurs,"
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Jeremy Youde, Comparative Politics
Univerysity of Minnesota Duluth, Duluth, Minnesota
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submitted: April 15, 2010 |
Explaining the Social Contract Theory
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You've had your nice conversation with the vegetarian, but now it's time to eat the hamburger.
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William Hutchins, Religions of the World
Appalachian State University, Boone, North Carolina
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submitted: April 14, 2010 |
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Everyone thinks that they have a "true" love like Romeo and Juliet, but that's just bullshit!
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Janet Mcdonald, Intro to Psychology
Capital University, Bexley, Ohio
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submitted: April 9, 2010 |
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"Prisons are grad school for criminals"
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Dr. Moore, State and Local Politics
Colorado State University, Fort Collins, Colorado
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submitted: April 8, 2010 |
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"In the Garden of Eden there were three trees, and a man who said, 'Eat these trees'."
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Prof. John T. Ambenge, Sociology 101
Middlesex Community College, Middletown, Connecticut
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submitted: March 31, 2010 |
Professor Ambenge explaining the story of the Garden of Eden to our class.
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You all don't seem to give a rats ass about your planet. Are you going to be burning coal for the rest of your life?
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Ronald Toth, Bio 103
NIU, Dekalb, IL
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submitted: March 21, 2010 |
extremely funny, older man, very witty.
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"This is how any American movie can be summarized. Good-guy meets bad-guy. Good-guy kills bad-guy. Good-guy gets laid."
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Kim Adair, Understanding Canadian Law and American History/World History
Timiskaming District Secondary School, Timiskaming Shores, Ontario
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submitted: March 21, 2010 |
Adair is, by far, the greatest teacher in all of history. Ever.
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This is, by the way, what a coffee mug of anthrax would look like, if it contained anthrax.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
On Colin Powell's speech to the UN where he used the vial of "anthrax" as a prop to promote fear.
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Stay in the lines... unless you're giving me a bad review. Then feel free to scribble all over the place.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
After handing out professor reviews that use a scantron system.
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You know what they'd call it if a proctologist and a psychologist went into practice together? "Nuts'n'butts." Too graphic for ya? How about "odds'n'ends."
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Dr. Kyle Hancock, Psychology 5100
Utah State University, Logan, UT
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submitted: March 10, 2010 |
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"I think Twitter is dumb." - Student
"What did you just say?!" - Prof
Student: Twitter is dumb!
Professor: Well Twitter things you're dumb!
(5 minutes later)
Student: Well I agree with what duza said
Professor: Okay, Twitter hater.
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Ryan Cox, Democratic Citizenship
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
Professor Cox loves Twitter. He actually uses it in our class.
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Professor: So, why did you guys take this class?
Student: Because you got really good reviews on RateMyProfessor.
Professor: Yeah, my students tend to drink a lot...
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Ryan Cox, Democratic Citizenship
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
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Are you being flippant? Because I throw things at flippant people.
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Marilyn Chapman, Global Studies
The American School of the Hague, Wassenaar, Netherlands
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submitted: February 13, 2010 |
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"What, like come over here bitch, sit on my face?...No.
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Prof. Casey, Intro to Communication
University of San Diego, San Diego, CA
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submitted: February 3, 2010 |
After I asked her if the music in my presentation could have swearing in it.
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The first kings were gangsters.
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D. Masterson, Western Civilization
Northeast High School, , LA
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submitted: January 31, 2010 |
Best teacher ever.
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Ouija is made by Parker Brothers. The same guys who made Clue and Monopoly... Monopoly is a far more evil game. It breaks up families. Ouija is harmless. Don't play Monopoly.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 19, 2010 |
On the topic of debunking extraordinary claims.
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"My olive skin with all this green melanin looks like pasty monkey vomit!"
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, ,
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submitted: January 19, 2010 |
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I have a right to life. Or do I? You might kill me if I give you an "F". (pause) That's why I have a gun.
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Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
Speaking on what constitutes a "right". The gun was a reference to a previous discussion topic.
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Most persons think. I'm being careful [with my words] here. Don't want to assume.
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Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
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I know that some of you might be Communists. Obviously; it's a college campus.
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Fabio Escobar, Ethics In The Info. Age
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
Speaking on different ideas of government
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You know the story of Achilles? He was very important to the Greeks. So important that, I think... Brad Pitt played him in the movie "Troy." That should tell you how important he was.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
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Is there anybody? (pause) Good. 'Cause if you did you would sort of be a freak.
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
Speaking on peripheral vision and color constancy. I think the question was something along the lines of "does anyone see only color in the center of their vision and everything else in black and white?" or similar.
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We recognize this as a smiley face, but wouldn't you be terrified if you saw someone that looked like that?
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Dr. Lawrence Torcello, Critical Thinking
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: January 15, 2010 |
He drew a smiley face on the board, and was talking about how our minds fill in things that aren't quite there.
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