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...where the line inter-sex, Oh God! I said sex! I'm going to get fired! I"M GOING TO GET FIRED!!
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Dr. Taggart, Math 126
University of Washington, Seattle, WA
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submitted: March 14, 2010 |
Dead straight face, it was wonderful.
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Right now we're not going to focus on my drawing skills, even though they're boss.
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Professor Lemay, Calculus
University of Hartford, West Hartford, Connecticut
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submitted: March 7, 2010 |
One of the many reasons I love this guy.
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Student: "Was that a hint?"
Prof: "I don't need to give hints. There are plenty of ways for you to fail. I am more worried about you getting A's."
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Adam Lutoborski, Calc 2
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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And then the tangent line goes crazy like Brittany Spears!
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Danrun Huang, Calculus I
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
This was said right after the shaved head fiasco with Brittany Spears.
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(Before we start classwork)Let's get busy!
(If you ask what time it is)Time is irrelevant; work til the bell.
(On lazy students)Typical Northeast student.
(One particular day, when a student was staring at something on the floor)What you lookin at? You lookin at your shoes? If it was a picture of Beyonce, I'd understand...
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D. Taylor, Algebra II
Northeast High School, , LA
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submitted: January 31, 2010 |
He has many memorable quotes and everyone imitates his voice when quoting him.
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I have this lonely sex.
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Kenji Matsuki, MA 16600
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
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submitted: January 12, 2010 |
His accent made six sound like sex.
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They gave the other professors 180 students, I got 250. That means I have to kill 70 of you. Run.
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Kenji Matsuki, MA 16600
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
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submitted: January 12, 2010 |
| Rating: 9.57143 |
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"(s-1)^2*stuff, or if you really want to be formal, stuff(s)"
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Dan Guralnik, Intro to Ordinary Differential Equations
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: December 7, 2009 |
While going through the partial fraction decomposition of a Laplace transformed equation.
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This is immaterial, but it's so cool, I can't let it pass.
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Dennis Tack, Precalculus
Luther College, , IA
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submitted: December 3, 2009 |
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I dont do stocks - I lost too much money in stocks last year. Best thing to own is land... I hear they arent making any more of it.
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Professor Blackmer,
BRCC, Weyers Cave, VA
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submitted: November 17, 2009 |
my rediciously sarcastic math teacher
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The difference between this method on the one in the book is that they are the same.
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Dan Guralnik, Intro to Ordinary Diff Eq
University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: November 3, 2009 |
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"Some people trim. I dont trim."
*points to a girls in the front row then to a guy on the other side*
"she might trim but he might not, I dont mind if you trim or not, but I dont."
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Prof. Berry, Stats
Colorado state university, fort collins, Colorado
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submitted: October 4, 2009 |
He is a really old fashioned statistic teacher. hes talking about throwing out extreme numbers from number sets.
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So what is the probability of getting head?
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Dr. Rashid, Statistics
Ohio Northern University, Ada, Ohio
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submitted: September 27, 2009 |
Talking about a coin flip in his Indian accent.
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*Looks at clock on the wall* Dr. Nyman: Well, it looks like we're running out of time, so we'll just go to infinity..."
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Dr. Nyman, Differential Equations
Alma College, Alma, Michigan
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submitted: September 2, 2009 |
Talking about proving limits with about 1 minute left of class.
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"Today we talk about the probability of head, and the probability of getting tail."
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, College Statistics
University of North Texas, Denton, Texas
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submitted: August 25, 2009 |
He was obviously foreign, but that didn't make it less funny
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"What's your favorite tree..? I think mine is Geometry, or maybe trigonometry... Have a good night"
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Mr. Steve Maly, pre- calculus
Kings- Edgehill, Windsor, N.S.
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submitted: July 28, 2009 |
Best teacher I've ever had. He made Boarding School worth while.
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you close the door and they have this huge stopwatch orgy. thats right I said it ORGY... ORGY!
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Mr. Courtemaunche, Physics
Ponderosa High School, Shingle Springs, California
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submitted: July 27, 2009 |
in reference to properly wrapping the stopwatch strings to avoid tangling. this was the first day of class... it got better all year
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Now math people will tell you that THIS equation is the derivative of base function to the power of X, quantity divided by T. Fuck that. In this class, it's "Wavy line DX over T"
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Prof. Thom Greenbowe, Chemistry 178
Iowa State University, Ames, IA
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submitted: July 26, 2009 |
| Rating: 10 |
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It's spelled A-R-C you stooge! You know...like Noah and the animals?!
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Mr. Drummond,
Andover High School, Andover, MA
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submitted: July 25, 2009 |
After a student spelled it ARK.
Craziest, best teacher EVER. Still ridiculous, even at 65!
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"you kick my dog, I kick you!"
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Mrs. Lee, Algebra
, , California
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submitted: July 24, 2009 |
After a fellow classmate tried to shoo her dog away from eating his homework assignment with his foot. English isn't her primary language, and we're allowed to bring pets to school.
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"If you are really that cold, you can leave the test, run a lap around the building, and then come back"
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Prof. Wu, Stats 101B
UCLA, Los Angeles, California
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submitted: July 16, 2009 |
My Chinese professor, 100% genuinely offering this solution after complaining about the sub zero exam conditions
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...at least I don't have to stand over a mirror to see my BALLS
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Capuzzo,
NVOT, Old Tappan, NJ
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submitted: July 2, 2009 |
Track coach/math teacher making fun of an overweight athlete at practice
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| Rating: 10 |
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Student: 'We're not gonna have to shift and translate the graphs and stuff, right?
Teacher: No I want make you do all that shift...ing.
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Ms. Hand, Pre-Calculus
Holtville High School, , Alabama
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submitted: June 23, 2009 |
It may have been funnier there, but I swear the entire class thought she was gonna say something else.
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How do we get rid of left wing radicals? We use a weapon of math destruction.
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Prof. Carlson, Calculus I
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
| Rating: 10 |
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Tomorrow we're going to talk about scary results and the liberal media theorem.
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Prof. Carlson, Calculus I
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
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