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Professor: I never used to yodel, until I met my girlfriend who yodeled, and then I became a professional yodeler.
Student (muttering): I can’t tell if he’s joking or not...
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Ralph Barnes, Foundations in Psychology
Haverford College, Haverford, PA
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"It's like Cinderella found out that Prince Charming was a homosexual%22
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Mr. Baker,
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submitted: May 5, 2010 |
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Don't you just hate it when he stops before the climax?!
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, Music Ensemble
University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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submitted: May 5, 2010 |
Music Education candidate conducting the University of Saskatchewan's Wind Orchestra.
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"On Monday we will be studying one of the more famous Marx brothers%2C Karl%22
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Bob Moenkhaus, Sociology
Casper College, Casper, WY
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submitted: May 5, 2010 |
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One year we chose a kid to ostracize... of course we happened to pick the one kid who had no friends and looked like he was about to snap. He just curled up into a little ball (laughs).
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Mr. Trevathan, Freshman Humanities
Culver Academies, Culver, Indiana
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submitted: May 5, 2010 |
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I'm having a sensory experience...that bastard, he made me feel something!
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Kelly Stage, ENG 230 Lit Crit
Ripon College, Ripon, WI
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
we were talking about Kant. you figure it out.
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Mozart is NOT a salty piece of pig-flesh!
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Kelly Stage, ENG 230 Lit Crit
Ripon College, Ripon, Wi
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The class was saying that good art is just as good as bacon. She got quite testy...
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You're really like a dick in the middle...between two balls of anger...
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William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, Wi
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
I have no recollection what this was about, but this is defininately something he would say.
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Copper could file a lot of court cases against us...but it can't. It's an inanimate fucking object!
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William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, Wisconsin
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
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The pokey stick...that was an important idea. Poking things is good.
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William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, WI
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
he was talking about the evolution of tools.
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They don't have a very pronounced forehead...they maybe have a three-head...
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William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, WI
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Talking about neanderthals
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The man-bear-pig is just on the horizon...
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William Whitehead, Anthro 214
Ripon College, Ripon, Wisconsin
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I think he was talking about the process of evolution.
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Robin Hood was kind of a dick.
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Dan Reardon, Introductory English
Missouri University of Science and Technology, Rolla, Missouri
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
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Drugs can be useful if you know how to use them.
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Jonathan Finch, Introduction to Philosophy
Missouri University of Science and Technology, Rolla, Missouri
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"No, if God didn't want homosexuality, he wouldn't have even made it POSSIBLE. Like, if God didn't want me playing with myself, he wouldn't have made my arms come below my waist."
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Jason Moulenbelt, Intro to Philosophy
, Cypress, TX
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
That's some deep stuff right there.
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OK. I'll be the uterus.
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Jeff Kiefer, AP Biology
Nevada Union, Grass Valley, CA
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He stood up with his arms above his head... to explain the reproductive system.
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"It's like Cinderella found out that Prince Charming was a homosexual"
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Mr. Baker,
, North Andover, MA
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"you know she's a venus representation because she's, you know, not the nude next door"
discussing a piece of renaissance art
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Nancy Locke, Art History 112
Penn State, University Park, ,
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“How come I’m not being stormed like the Winter Palace in 1917?"
talking about volunteers for a speaking quiz
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Eric Hood, Russian 4
Sparta High School, ,
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
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Enough is Enough' as the famous philosopher Donna Summers says.
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Eric Hood, Russian 4
Sparta High School, ,
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russian was worth going to just for a witty quote
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" So basically he slept with her and took total advantage of her. I guess you could say she was screwed, since that could go so many ways and still work."
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the odessey
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Elephants like to do it too...But if you happen to be around you may want to back up a few meters because you never know what may happen!
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Roland de Gouvenain, Bio 109
Rhode Island College, Providence,
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talking about reproduction...
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"On Monday we will be studying one of the more famous Marx brothers, Karl"
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Bob Moenkhaus, Sociology
Casper College, Casper, WY
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submitted: May 4, 2010 |
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"She could be Ghandi! Well, Ghandi-esque. Not literally Ghandi."
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Prof McKellop,
Juniata College, ,
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submitted: April 28, 2010 |
After a student made a Ghandi-esque statement."
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"We make our living pissing on other people's ideas. It's true."
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Professor Dunwoody, Intro to Psychology
Juniata College, Huntingdon, PA
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submitted: April 28, 2010 |
Referring to publishing research scientists.
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